My father's priceless WoW quote, mostly because it came from my father:
"Hate Shriekers teh baby Hertz cry."
For those not in the know, a Hate Shrieker is a type of gargoyle in World of Warcraft that fears (see "sends you running unconctrollably into more monsters") that is all over the Eastern Plaguelands. Hertz is my father's shaman, and the character being abused by said Hate Shriekers. *sniff*