I never do these things...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I put money in emrldsword's expired parking meter (14 points). In August on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I bought porn for venibbeth (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-118 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
flashoftheblade
I love how it detracts points for a bodily function you can't help...hahaha.