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[flashy_magic]

To the crazy shape shifting lady who kidnapped me: You're lame and your plan was really stupid. It would have worked a lot better if instead of kidnapping people, you found people who also wanted to escape and had them work with you, pretending to be hostages when the time was right for whatever you were going to do, and that way you wouldn't be

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[19centconstable]

...What...did she do to your nails?

[flashy_magic]

They chipped when I tipped my chair over trying to get away.

[19centconstable]

...Ohthankgoodness.

I had thought...something else entirely.

[flashy_magic]

You thought she painted them beige, didn't you?

[t_x_unit]

Shape-shifting?

[flashy_magic]

Yeah.

[t_x_unit]

Please clarify.

[flashy_magic]

Clarify what? Her name's Rachel or something, and she's blonde. Unless that's not her real hair color.

[timesbureaucrat]

I believe her...hair [fur?] became rather thoroughly dishevelled in the course of detaining her, if that makes you feel better.

And you might not want to offer suggestions over the network for nefarious plots.

[flashy_magic]

Good.

...right. But it was such a better idea.

[sharpememory]

Wait, what? Crazy shape shifting lady?

[flashy_magic]

Yeah. I thought that was kind of specific? I think her name's Rachael or something.

[sharpememory]

I don't know if I've met her before. Was there any reason for it?

[flashy_magic]

Some plan to use hostages to escape the Barge. I don't know the details of the plan.

[doctor_j_crane]

If only your hair and nails were damaged, I assume that you're fine in all other capacities.

[flashy_magic]

Yeah. The hair and nails are important, though.

[doctor_j_crane]

As important as your bones or organs?

[flashy_magic]

It's a toss up.