Why am I so sore?

[A few minutes later after he reads some of the posts that went up while he was sleeping.]

Hey, has anyone seen a really hyper...blur running around?

Hey, I was wondering if I could borrow any bobby pins or hair clips from...everyone?

...I'm going to need a lot of them. And I mean a lot.

Maybe some more hair spray, too. I only have five bottles.

You know, it really pisses me off that some people around here go around killing themselves when they know what it does to their friends when they do. I think I have a crush on Arthas. And I see him as a mentor. And I wish he'd stop doing this. And I wish I'd stop talking because I really don't think this is what I was trying to type.

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Can I have a chess board?

That...weird thing the other day? Didn't happen. Just so you know.

Hey, Wally, we should have a drink together or something.

I need my ring. Or a weapon. Or something.

So the time has come. My hair's going back to how it normally is. This is your last chance to see it without a bunch of product in it. Take a good look.

What the hell is this? Admiral, change it back. Now.

I'm bored. Can someone let me into the pub?