Smallville.
- Making up for last week by starting off with Tess at the daily planet with Lois?
- Why did you have to ruin your flawless opening credits?
- Please stop. Fucking your boyfriend where your husband died.
- WHERE IS CLARK? It's been ten minutes.
- Hi otp.
- Clark.. what are you doing with you hair today?
- Martha ♥
- Urgh what on earth does he need her for? please stop.
- He needs Chloe's permission to go outside?
- WHY IS THERE ALWAYS KRYPTONITE EVERYWHERE?
- ..Is she baking?
- I really don't care about you, fake!Lionel and Fake!Lex. Can we go back to Tess? Or Clark.
- Oh Lois, I love you.
- Is everyone just wearing sunglasses to protect their identies? Really?
- Tess! And Clark. At the same time :D
- ..Are you going you thinking of doing something stupid, darling?
- Oh Tess.
- Ugh, he's going to need to save Lionel too, isn't he?
- ..Well. That was awkward.
- You've had much worse haircuts than future!Clark.
- Honey, what are you doing? ..Are you going to kill him?
- Oh.
- GLASSES.