Smallville.
- TESS. AT THE FARM. DRINKING COFFEE.
- This is already way better than anything that happened in the episodes of season one I watched this week.
- OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS?
- SHUT THE HELL UP LIONEL. PLEASE DIE IN ALL THE FIRES.
- BUT WHERE IS LOIS?
- Look at Clark's little proud smile at being the blur.
- LOL OH GOD HE'S GOING TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE, ISN'T HE?
- OH LOIS I LOVE YOU NEVER LEAVE ME.
- CHICKEN LITTLE. LOCO MOTIVE.
- LOIS AND TESS. MERRY LITTLE LEAGUE. SMILING WHILE TALKING ABOUT TAKING DOWN LIONEL LUTHOR. KLNBIUYUCTYXRYCGVHBKJL.
- Well, this isn't good.
- You are going to save her, aren't you?
- Well. Okay then.
- That's just unpleasant.
- No. There go my chances of liking you ever again.
- Oh, Tess. Tess.
- I am never sure how I feel about those Lois/Clark scenes they keep tacking on at the end of every episode. but whatever. I will take what I can get.
- So. Basically my entire reaction to this episode is fucking Lionel