EMERGENCY:
Who did I watch Anchorman with?

Also, big news: Python explodes from eating an alligator... or did he?

: Am I drunk?

It's funny you know. The little things. Noticed. Matter...
we're all that matter you know.

Oh yeah, well it's party night. Kind of, well we're listening to a mis cd and i'm drunk. And We're chilling and bringing about the best. He was the downloader, and we went and had a joint one day at school and decided to make that cd. Do you remember it? Well it wasn't me it was ben and lee. Okay so anyhow, we're a here and I think you should ( Read more... )

I'm alive! Woo, Julia's here and I'm drunk {we're} I have a girls ID, where is everyone??? Haven't heard from anyone, so I'll just pretend I'm dead too. PS I miss you ( and you'd never guess who you was - maybe I'm too drunk)

Good thing I did this!

- Just a note, my cell phone no longer works, so don't bother trying to call me with it. You can try calling my house at times if you like, 892-4466.

Description:
A nice bumpy (but seemingly comfortable) pillow. Picture below. This pillow was found at I.D. Rock, the morning after partying and was not claimed. Please comment if you know the owner (or if you are the owner) and want your pillow back.

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You were so cute and tiny the first day I saw you. Running around with all your brothers and sisters. Only two weeks old... were you even ready. Nevertheless we couldn't let you go there - no we couldn't. We took you into our lives and then came the first challenge. You loved playing in our hands, and being out of the cage. It was too small, ( Read more... )

Sour
sour
sweet
nothing
okay since you got nothing you get to go first, then you guys go together with the sour

Nothing
bitter
good
sour
You take it first (nothing), then bitter, then sour and then good

sour
sour
nothing
nothing
You guys take it at the same time (nothings) and then we will (sours)

etc...

I don't want it I don't want it.
Shhh please close your mouth, the stories are stale and make me cry.
I hate it, hate it.
PS I have nothing left from that.

spell out the wordsof tonight, underline your favorite passage. Spreadtwo together it makes more sense.is this already a jail, I missed the bus - bring me to the next town ( Read more... )