college fun

[flatulentfox]

Yay! I just got my room reservation for U of I next year. and its not an ordinary dorm, its a *super-cool* apartment with twice the space of a regular dorm, a walk-in closet, a pool, and a full kitchen for late night love-making and/or eating. plus, i get to live with steve, gordon, and brett. we all have to role play though. steve is going to be

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[hkpink18]

i feel sorry for your roommates. :( jk, you do know that you will now become an alcoholic going to u of i, i shall see you at the annual AA meeting at the pavilion that the court will order you to go to.

All You Can Eat

[anonymous]

Gordon is the glisteningly muscular gay black neighbor who never wears a shirt and always gets us out of compromising positions. Wait, I mean, gets us into. I guess he could probably do both. wink. Disregard that last wink. Brett can be the little mentally challenged boy from across the street who always gets his penis stuck in his bicycle chain, or the occasional light socket.