A shining example

[flatword]

When I lived in St. Pete, the family's yellow lab Keys ate a container of glitter, gnawing it to bits and swallowing sparkles.

For weeks afterward, her defecation shone like the night sky littered with stars.

Yes, it was shiny. But it was still a big, steaming pile of shit.

In completely unrelated news, I watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge

Comments

[khanfusion]

Well, if shit is gonna be shit, then at least it should be shiny shit. This shiny shit is simply a superior show to other shit.

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[dunderkatze]

I haven't been this hungry in weeks.

-me.