〈 006 〉My roommates woke up as men.

[flaxenflowers]

All of you are disgusting. Do you hear me? Disgusting.

Comments

[kimcheeky]

I know! Whoever switched all the clothes is terrible!

[flaxenflowers]

You have been changed as well? This is absurd.

[kimcheeky]

Changed? What are you talking about?

Wait, do you mean the boy clothes I have to wear? Natalya... you know people still keep their parts if they wear opposite gender clothing, right?

[flaxenflowers]

Changed as in seemingly changed genders. Which is disgusting.

Of course I know that, you blithering fool! You were not female before... whatever has happened.

[dofaye]

Disgusting for being in the wrong bedrooms?

[flaxenflowers]

Disgusting that so many of you have seemingly switched genders.

[dofaye]

I've always been a woman, thank you, and most of the other students seem the same as always.

[flaxenflowers]

Lies. Lies. You were a man. A man. This is disgusting.

[fulltimebitch]

This is seriously messed up, Natalya.

...you ARE still Natalya, right?

[flaxenflowers]

Yes, it is.

And of course I am. I am not as disgusting or perverted as the others.

[fulltimebitch]

I don't know if it's disgusting or perverted, since I doubt anyone wanted it to happen, but it's sure fucked up.

Wait, do you think they did it on purpose?

[flaxenflowers]

Yes, it is.

Perhaps. I am not ruling out the possibility.

[bitterpresent]

I don't... think this is their fault...

[flaxenflowers]

Even if it is not, they are acting foolish.

[bitterpresent]

I don't think they can act foolish if they think they suddenly woke up in the other dorms.

[flaxenflowers]

If they meant for it to happen, it is foolish. And disgusting.

[boobynotbeanie]

Well excuse you.

[flaxenflowers]

If you have a problem with it, you may go elsewhere.