Stagnant Electro-come Transferrence Syndrome

Oct 05, 2008 15:16

Tried masturbating this morning. I went through my catalogue of various spank scenarios, but nothing worked. I orgasmed with nothing in my head- an empty ritual. Has school finally done it? They made me inhuman! I don't even desire anymore. Just put me in my slot, give me my worker's comp, and my youporn.com ( Read more... )

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ex_joshdavi October 6 2008, 04:24:19 UTC
This has happened to me on more than one occasion.

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fleshchines October 6 2008, 19:41:08 UTC
hahahaha
It's like I don't even want it anymore. That scares me. It's not natural.

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ex_joshdavi October 6 2008, 19:44:03 UTC
Well neither is the cancer in your water or the shit in your meat. Thank you Civilization! You've given us guns and cancer, and a deep self hatred and guilt which removes me from anything distinctly human within! I'm a robot! I'm a burping flesh bag!!

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fleshchines October 6 2008, 19:48:07 UTC
Oy vey. I know girls like me and I could have sex, but then I just know I don't want to fall in love right now or even date. I guess I can't have my cake and fuck it and then eat it afterwards if I feel like it.

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