My Favorite Phrase
So, I got this from Fantasyrogue and could not resist.
1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the 30 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'.
2. Laugh hysterically.
3. Pass it on.
1. “The Never-Played Symphonies in My Pants” Morrissey (I'm sure there's many of those--no orchestra.)
2. “Cities in Dust in My Pants” Siouxsie and the Banshees (If they're dust, they might fit.)
3. “The Heinrich Maneuver in My Pants” Interpol (My pants are militant. Or medical.)
4. “Paint It, Black in My Pants” The Rolling Stones (It's a bit more unfortunate due to the comma.)
5. “Plaza in My Pants” John Foxx (It was a part of one of Siouxsie's Cities--not as dusty.)
6. “Quiet in My Pants” The Smashing Pumpkins (Generally, yes.)
7. “John the Revelator in My Pants” Depeche Mode (How the hell did he get there?!)
8. “Head Over Heels in My Pants” Tears for Fears (I'm not really a contortionist.)
10. “Heather in My Pants” The Wedding Present (No desire for either plants or people in there, gerrout!)
11. “Ha Ha You’re Dead in My Pants” Green Day (CSI, perchance?)
12. “Side of the Road in My Pants” Babyshambles (Not only are there cities and plazas...)
13. “Karma Police in My Pants” Radiohead (Bad Karma, obviously.)
14. “City of Blinding Lights in My Pants” U2 (Well yes, it is rather blinding in there.)
15. “Rattlesnakes in My Pants” Lloyd Cole and the Commotions (Please, please, no!)
16. “Stay in My Pants” Oingo Boingo (That's one of my pickup lines.)
17. “All Stood Still in My Pants” Ultravox (But this is the result of using aforesaid pickup line.)
18. “Can’t Get Enough in My Pants” Suede (Because I'm a kleptomaniac.)
19. “Jolly Roger in My Pants” Adam and the Ants (Probably not a good idea to stuff pirate flags there.)
20. “Uncle Johnny in My Pants” The Killers (Hell no! You don't need to wear my pants, Uncle Johnny!)
21. “Take My Breath Away in My Pants” Berlin (There are no words.)
22. “39 in My Pants” The Cure (Thirty-nine bottles of beer in my pants....)
23. “Dead Souls in My Pants” Joy Division (Again with the dying! I need to go to the dry cleaner!)
24. “Sheila Take a Bow in My Pants” The Smiths (Wouldn't that be a bit awkward, Sheila?)
25. “Late Night, Maudlin Street in My Pants” Morrissey (Another part of the cities in my pants.)
26. “The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get in My Pants” Morrissey (When you ignore me, it turns me on.)
27. “The Everlasting in My Pants” Manic Street Preachers (Not sure what's everlasting...)
28. “Overground in My Pants” Siouxsie and the Banshees (I can say nothing clean on this account.)
29. “Theme for Great Cities in My Pants” Simple Minds (Apparently there are orchestras.)
30. “Waterfall in My Pants” The Stone Roses (This needs no explanation.)
1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the 30 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'.
2. Laugh hysterically.
3. Pass it on.
1. “The Never-Played Symphonies in My Pants” Morrissey (I'm sure there's many of those--no orchestra.)
2. “Cities in Dust in My Pants” Siouxsie and the Banshees (If they're dust, they might fit.)
3. “The Heinrich Maneuver in My Pants” Interpol (My pants are militant. Or medical.)
4. “Paint It, Black in My Pants” The Rolling Stones (It's a bit more unfortunate due to the comma.)
5. “Plaza in My Pants” John Foxx (It was a part of one of Siouxsie's Cities--not as dusty.)
6. “Quiet in My Pants” The Smashing Pumpkins (Generally, yes.)
7. “John the Revelator in My Pants” Depeche Mode (How the hell did he get there?!)
8. “Head Over Heels in My Pants” Tears for Fears (I'm not really a contortionist.)
10. “Heather in My Pants” The Wedding Present (No desire for either plants or people in there, gerrout!)
11. “Ha Ha You’re Dead in My Pants” Green Day (CSI, perchance?)
12. “Side of the Road in My Pants” Babyshambles (Not only are there cities and plazas...)
13. “Karma Police in My Pants” Radiohead (Bad Karma, obviously.)
14. “City of Blinding Lights in My Pants” U2 (Well yes, it is rather blinding in there.)
15. “Rattlesnakes in My Pants” Lloyd Cole and the Commotions (Please, please, no!)
16. “Stay in My Pants” Oingo Boingo (That's one of my pickup lines.)
17. “All Stood Still in My Pants” Ultravox (But this is the result of using aforesaid pickup line.)
18. “Can’t Get Enough in My Pants” Suede (Because I'm a kleptomaniac.)
19. “Jolly Roger in My Pants” Adam and the Ants (Probably not a good idea to stuff pirate flags there.)
20. “Uncle Johnny in My Pants” The Killers (Hell no! You don't need to wear my pants, Uncle Johnny!)
21. “Take My Breath Away in My Pants” Berlin (There are no words.)
22. “39 in My Pants” The Cure (Thirty-nine bottles of beer in my pants....)
23. “Dead Souls in My Pants” Joy Division (Again with the dying! I need to go to the dry cleaner!)
24. “Sheila Take a Bow in My Pants” The Smiths (Wouldn't that be a bit awkward, Sheila?)
25. “Late Night, Maudlin Street in My Pants” Morrissey (Another part of the cities in my pants.)
26. “The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get in My Pants” Morrissey (When you ignore me, it turns me on.)
27. “The Everlasting in My Pants” Manic Street Preachers (Not sure what's everlasting...)
28. “Overground in My Pants” Siouxsie and the Banshees (I can say nothing clean on this account.)
29. “Theme for Great Cities in My Pants” Simple Minds (Apparently there are orchestras.)
30. “Waterfall in My Pants” The Stone Roses (This needs no explanation.)