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samples for Alucard for Hellpointe

Jun 26, 2011 21:18

First person samples:

1) [For some reason, you've ended up having dinner at Alucard's tonight. He insists on cooking it himself despite having no idea how. You can attempt to suggest help, but he'll just snap at you. You're free to try and wrestle those pots and pans from him if you want.]No, I don't need help! It's not that hard. I can ( Read more... )

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1) ooeeooahah June 27 2011, 01:26:04 UTC

[ She winces, knowing what will happen if he keeps "browning" the rice like that. ]

You... did look at the recipe video online, right?

[ Pay no attention to the fact that she has grabbed a large pan-lid, Al. nothing in her hand behind her back, really. ]

notadamnvampire June 27 2011, 01:28:12 UTC

Food Network. Back home. Awhile go. [He seems focused, at least. Annoyed, but focused.]

ooeeooahah June 27 2011, 01:31:06 UTC

Mmhmm.

[ She waits for the smouldering pan of rice and butter to catch fire. ]

notadamnvampire June 27 2011, 01:35:31 UTC

[All that pretty hair he's so proud of is dangling awfully close to that open flame, too.]

I think this is--

[And there's your fire, Ilsa. Caught totally off guard, Alucard yelps and jumps back.]

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2 black_rose_lord June 27 2011, 01:35:38 UTC

Hmhmhm...

[Assuming it is nighttime, there is a brief flash of... darkness before Roswell appears reclining on Alucard's porch.]

It appears you may be in need of some assistance.

notadamnvampire June 27 2011, 01:39:24 UTC

[It's night, but there's enough from the streetlamps and other houses for him to work with. He's starting to run out of breath, but he's smug nonetheless.]

Nonsense. I... I can finish these off!

black_rose_lord June 27 2011, 01:42:49 UTC

Combating dark sorcery with its equal... An interesting methodology. The undead here may be too feisty for your talents, though... Too feisty for my tastes, certainly.

notadamnvampire June 27 2011, 03:09:17 UTC

Not true! Zombies aren't anything I can't handle.

[As if he ever dealt with zombies before. He's starting to flag though, and one gets close enough to take a swipe at him. He flings it with a shadowy tentacle over his head, onto the ground.]

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3 jaws5sonofjaws June 27 2011, 01:44:53 UTC

[Mart is jumping out of the ocean, a dead lobster clenched between his teeth and lands right in front of all, spraying water everywhere. He holds the lobster to Al.]

Dude!

I got us lunch!

notadamnvampire June 27 2011, 03:07:23 UTC

[Alucard skitters back, trying not to get wet, scowling at Mart.]

What are you-- Is that thing-- You had that in your mouth!?

jaws5sonofjaws June 27 2011, 03:30:04 UTC

[A few more stray droplets of water are shaken off, watch out. Mart only grins.]

Yeah dude, lobster.

They're fuckin' delicious!

I could have it raw, but they taste way better cooked.

3 heardramonasing June 27 2011, 02:57:14 UTC

"Yo, Al?"

[Scott is walking towards the beach with a beach ball under one arm and a bag of beach essentials in the other.]

"What's wrong? Weather too gloomy for our beach plans?"

notadamnvampire June 27 2011, 03:10:01 UTC

Mm. A bit. Too foggy. [Al was never much for the beach, anyway. All this *sand*. It gets everywhere.]

heardramonasing June 27 2011, 03:13:09 UTC

[Scott drops all of his things with a heavy sigh.]

"What am I gonna' do with this Alligator raft then?!"