man my anus is raw

[flickmy_peehole]

so yesterday i was eating some old lasagna my mom hid in the fish tank for safe keeping and what should I hear, why it was singing, yes singing and it was comeing from speck of dust. I said "fuck them whos in whoville" and swated it instantly killing over 300,000 whos. It was kind of like that guilty feeling you get after you masturbate and all

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gwrbfgn

[schoolsout4eva]

omg omg omg omg so yesterday i went to the mall w/ melissa and we bout bathing suits and tommorow were going swimming omg its gona b a blast

Re: gwrbfgn

[flickmy_peehole]

i dont care you wench!

Re: gwrbfgn

[schoolsout4eva]

eww what is ur pic of?????

[flickmy_peehole]

you will all suffer horrible burning sensations

[powahgen]

use your third leg man

[powahgen]

you are single handedly the most hillarious person who has ever killed then raped me