When lap dancing with angels
please do remember
while they may be beautiful
they don't have a gender

and what exactly would make a bad lap dance ? Standing on a lap while wearing football cleats ???

It's been a stimulating 12 hours in this house. Lot's of intellectual things to ponder. Sadly I am not one to necessarily ponder the smooth points of life , but find my pondering s to be inspired by something that makes me want to scream. Usually inspired by something that makes me want to say "what makes you honestly think you are biologically ( Read more... )

The boy is a funny duck. I learned today that the Jonas Brothers ( parents of preteens will know exactly tho this is) are not only homeschooled, but are hosting a tele-conference on Thursday Feb 18. He has decided this is officially a "must do thing", and so we will attend. Since he has been being so completely over the top helpful with this weeks ( Read more... )

I was reading a friend's blog , commenting about current non events, and I was inspired to give my very own definitions of some modern day news stories, terms and what nots. Proof that I may need to get out more ( Read more... )

About a hundred years ago, one of the daily household tasks was darning socks.I think it began back in the days when most articles of clothing were manufactured at home and socks were something knitted at home. While I will willingly mend and repair clothing, I draw the line at darning socks. Not exactly sure why, but I do ( Read more... )

Day two of the wall washing/dejunking/clean everything madness.I am amazed that our home , heated by natural gas, is COATED in an oily, dirty,black dust and crud film. I have lived in places that were heated with an oil burning furnace in my lifetime, and after a season of heating in this fashion it becomes essential to do a big spring cleaning/ ( Read more... )

My legs ache like they have been put through a wood chipper and my arms feel like lead weights, but my brain is in this stupid "cleaning zone", and unless I force myself to stop I will keep going till I seriously tear a muscle or something. So I am luring my brain with the idea of writing about something sweet, cute, and a little disturbing ( Read more... )

I have decided this week is spring cleaning week for this house. What I mean by spring cleaning is wash down every wall, every ceiling, every surface, dejunk every closet and drawer, find homes for the orphans and part with the unloved. I do a fairly frequent dejunking around here,but since we moved in here I have never done the wall washing thing ( Read more... )

Why exercise does not make you thin
http://nymag.com/news/sports/38001/

If one more person tells me the number on the scale does not matter, I shall pick up said scale, beat them with it until they cannot breath and then ask them if they still maintain their position on the importance of a scale ( Read more... )