Fascinating ...
how far certain ... ehh ... substances can be expelled from the tiny body of a not yet 6 week old child.
She managed to hit
- the fresh diaper I had already laid out
- her bodysuit
- her sleepsuit
- the napkin I put on the changing mat
- the changing table
- the front of the washing machine on which the changing table is mounted
- the floor in front of the washing machine
- her poor mother's nightshirt
Having to clean your bathroom and washing out all those soiled clothes at 5am with a screaming child lying on the bathroom mat because every other available surface is soiled is soo not funny!
I sincerely hope that we don't have to deal with this ... shit ... anytime soon.