Ha ha.
We got drunk last night and I'm not hung over at all.
I rule at drinking.
Everyone else is sleeping.
Jess'll probably be up soon, since she hardly had anything.
Anyway, just wanted to share with you that I am the master.
Feel free to go on about your business.

Jamee did this, so I thought I would too.
Since we are best friends and everything.

My Best Friend is thejameethingOur 17 common interests are: arizona, blink-182, friends, fucking, fun, girls, jessica, lesbians, michelle, moon on a stick, music, naked girls, sex, shit, touching myself, tucson, womenWho is your best friend?
Created by macotoSo true ( Read more... )

Nothing to say.
But I'm here.
So I thought I'd let you know.

What you do is you take your user name and type it with the different parts of your body.
Apparently yields some rather amusing results.

nose: flight601

elbow: fl,ijvgbht601

tongue: flight60z1z

chin: vf,.lkgbvbhngtftyoq2

foot: trfi9ogtyh6tt6021

eyes closed: f;ogjt6-1

LMAO.
I felt like such a porn star when I was typing it with my tongue.

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Rape, plunder, steal.
Revisit the dangerous circus monkeys.

Friends-only journal, you bastards.
I'm not in the disposition to say why, either.
Because I said so.
If you want to read it, contact me.
But I really don't know why you want to read what I have to write.
Unless I know you, or you're insane.