[fic] Amused (PoT, YagyuuKisarazu)
Title: Amused
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Yagyuu Hiroshi X Kisarazu Ryou
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: #2 of my 5 crackfics. My Niou-muse and Saeki-muse aren't all that happy with me. And they both adamantly insist that they do not giggle.
This was, Kisarazu Ryou decided, one of the worst dates he'd ever been on.
He felt he could justify the decision with multiple reasons: the obviously uncomfortable lime green bench he was sitting on; the scores of whiny children and their frustrated parents; the horrible music coming from the many attractions of the amusement park. Ryou could feel the beginnings of a headache pounding behind his eyelids, and he tapped his foot impatiently as he waited for Saeki to return from his trip to the cotton candy vendor.
A flash of white hair in the crowd caught his eye, but before he could stand he realized it was not Saeki headed his way - it was Rikkai's D1 pair, Yagyuu and Niou. The brunet looked less than pleased with his current situation, while his companion wore a huge grin.
"Oh, come on Yagyuu, admit it, it was funny!" the boy with wild bleached hair said loudly as he followed just a pace behind his partner, whose reply was lost to Ryou's ears in the noise of the crowd.
"Hey Ryou!" Saeki's voice made him jump, as his attention had been elsewhere. Saeki seemed not to notice and continued excitedly, "You missed it! You shoulda seen what that bastard from Rikkai did!"
Apparently both white-haired boys spoke on the same frequency, Ryou thought wryly, because said 'bastard' was now headed their way.
"Who you callin' a bastard?" Niou growled, though his grin hadn't faded in the least.
"You!" Saeki exclaimed, slinging an arm around the other boy's shoulders in a gesture of familiarity that didn't exist between the two. "The hell was that stunt you pulled, tripping that poor Hello Kitty mascot?" His admonishment failed to be effective, however, because Saeki was laughing at the memory.
"Yeah, that was pure genius, wasn't it?" Niou replied proudly, and they both broke into a fit of giggles.
Ryou closed his eyes for a moment, the throbbing of his headache becoming stronger. He amended his earlier thought with the decision that yes, this was the worst date he'd ever been on.
The bench shifted underneath him, and when Ryou opened his eyes he saw that Yagyuu had sat down beside him.
"Perhaps it's the bleach," the brunet deadpanned as he watched the two boys, who were now fighting over Saeki's cotton candy.
For a moment Ryou just stared at the serious boy, then a smile curved his lips and he replied, "Perhaps." Glancing over at the battle for sugar, Ryou asked, "Would you like to find a real food stand?"
Yagyuu raised an eyebrow. "And the children?"
Standing up, Ryou answered, "Let them fend for themselves." He pulled his cell phone out of his pocket as he and Yagyuu wandered back toward where Ryou had remembered seeing a ramen stand. Typing quickly, he sent the text message to Saeki before returning his full attention to Yagyuu, deciding that the day hadn't been a complete waste of time after all.
Eloped with Yagyuu. xoxo - Ryou
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At least I got it posted.... cuz with the awesome impression compy's doing of the sound a revving engine makes, I think something's about to shut down. >.< Grr.
Sae-muse is poking at me, in a combination of this and Haunted Junction, and I have no idea who he's aiming to hook up with. -.-
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: Yagyuu Hiroshi X Kisarazu Ryou
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: #2 of my 5 crackfics. My Niou-muse and Saeki-muse aren't all that happy with me. And they both adamantly insist that they do not giggle.
This was, Kisarazu Ryou decided, one of the worst dates he'd ever been on.
He felt he could justify the decision with multiple reasons: the obviously uncomfortable lime green bench he was sitting on; the scores of whiny children and their frustrated parents; the horrible music coming from the many attractions of the amusement park. Ryou could feel the beginnings of a headache pounding behind his eyelids, and he tapped his foot impatiently as he waited for Saeki to return from his trip to the cotton candy vendor.
A flash of white hair in the crowd caught his eye, but before he could stand he realized it was not Saeki headed his way - it was Rikkai's D1 pair, Yagyuu and Niou. The brunet looked less than pleased with his current situation, while his companion wore a huge grin.
"Oh, come on Yagyuu, admit it, it was funny!" the boy with wild bleached hair said loudly as he followed just a pace behind his partner, whose reply was lost to Ryou's ears in the noise of the crowd.
"Hey Ryou!" Saeki's voice made him jump, as his attention had been elsewhere. Saeki seemed not to notice and continued excitedly, "You missed it! You shoulda seen what that bastard from Rikkai did!"
Apparently both white-haired boys spoke on the same frequency, Ryou thought wryly, because said 'bastard' was now headed their way.
"Who you callin' a bastard?" Niou growled, though his grin hadn't faded in the least.
"You!" Saeki exclaimed, slinging an arm around the other boy's shoulders in a gesture of familiarity that didn't exist between the two. "The hell was that stunt you pulled, tripping that poor Hello Kitty mascot?" His admonishment failed to be effective, however, because Saeki was laughing at the memory.
"Yeah, that was pure genius, wasn't it?" Niou replied proudly, and they both broke into a fit of giggles.
Ryou closed his eyes for a moment, the throbbing of his headache becoming stronger. He amended his earlier thought with the decision that yes, this was the worst date he'd ever been on.
The bench shifted underneath him, and when Ryou opened his eyes he saw that Yagyuu had sat down beside him.
"Perhaps it's the bleach," the brunet deadpanned as he watched the two boys, who were now fighting over Saeki's cotton candy.
For a moment Ryou just stared at the serious boy, then a smile curved his lips and he replied, "Perhaps." Glancing over at the battle for sugar, Ryou asked, "Would you like to find a real food stand?"
Yagyuu raised an eyebrow. "And the children?"
Standing up, Ryou answered, "Let them fend for themselves." He pulled his cell phone out of his pocket as he and Yagyuu wandered back toward where Ryou had remembered seeing a ramen stand. Typing quickly, he sent the text message to Saeki before returning his full attention to Yagyuu, deciding that the day hadn't been a complete waste of time after all.
Eloped with Yagyuu. xoxo - Ryou
~ ~ ~
At least I got it posted.... cuz with the awesome impression compy's doing of the sound a revving engine makes, I think something's about to shut down. >.< Grr.
Sae-muse is poking at me, in a combination of this and Haunted Junction, and I have no idea who he's aiming to hook up with. -.-