I need to borrow Downton's staff for the weekend.

[flinkkamingo3]

My mom and grandma are visiting tomorrow; my fridge is minimally populated with foods that belong to either the alcohol or condiment food groups . And my last overnight guests were nearly bludgeoned with a mirror. Yeesh

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[moirariordan]

lol, I find it so weirdly endearing when I meet people who do things like wear khakis and polos to punk/rockabilly bars. It's the same way I feel about people who cry during the national anthem or dress up their pets in outfits. Like, "I can't believe you exist, aw, don't be sad, here have a cookie."

[hugecerealbox]

hee aww, better luck next time!

[flinkkamingo3]