satirized reality

[flintridge]

I was flipping past a beauty pageant tonight. I think it may have been Miss Universe. Miss USA Kristy Swanson five-second synopsis was described by the announcer as "hopes to one day be a motivational talk show host. She enjoys online shopping and playing board games with her family."

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[hopleaf]

Akshully, her name was Kristen Dalton (why, I believe you are confusing her with award-winning actress Kristy Swanson).

Maybe she'll motivate others to shop more online?

why thank you hopleaf!

[flintridge]

I knew I could count on a good Southern gull to vet my pageant updates. ;)