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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism ||| ( Read more... )

I got drunk at noon today and it's just now wearing off. The vodka cost about as much as rubbing alcohol and tasted the same. Just looking at the bottle right now is setting off my gag reflex ( Read more... )

SOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hot ( Read more... )

My inner monologue at the concert as I blacked out:

Shit, I'm about to pass out. NONONO, please not here, I'll suffocate under all these bodies. I need to get out. say something. You have to try.(To Michael)"I need to get out ( Read more... )

I highly recommend going for a walk in the rain at night. It will wash away your troubles and make you feel invincible, as unsafe as it might actually be. I realized that I could still feel happy and alive, even if life were only the elements and myself sometimes. I'm glad that it isn't always though ( Read more... )

Everything is going to be okay.

I don't know what to write at the moment. Except that last night I was fall-down-on-the-pavement, gut puking drunk, and I've just survived one of the longest nights of my life. I don't know what to apologize for exactly, but I'll start with being sorry for my existence, which amounts basically to an instrument of torture lately ( Read more... )

So last night, I slept under a semi wet blanket. Giving me a better understanding of why "you're being a wet blanket" translates to "You're no fun ( Read more... )

I liked the fireworks that were like glitter cauliflower. And also the ones that were like shimmer dreadlocks.

The ones that were like shiny sperm were only okay.