Log: Oshitari and Mukahi
LOG: Yuushi and Gakuto
Gakuto needs to clean his room and Yuushi is EVER so helpful. >.> Rated NC-17 ... because its the Dirty Pair and its the only rating worthy of the two *__*
Gakuto: *is trudging down the stairs and towards the kitchen looking for any means of procrastination so he DOESN'T have to clean his room*
Oshitari: *randomly decided to go over to Gakuto's house because he was bored out of his mind and had done all his homework* *strolls up the front steps and casually rings the doorbell five times in a row*
Gakuto: *pokes his head out of the kitchen to raise an eyebrow at the door* *shrugs it off and wanders back in* SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR....
Big Momma Mukahi: *somewhere from he depths of his house* THEN ANSWER IT!
Gakuto: *grunts before rolling his eyes and walking back out to get the door* *is ready to be extremely bitchy to whoever is on the other side*
Oshitari: *rings the doorbell a couple more times, then pauses when Gakuto throws the door open* *grins lazily* Yo.
Gakuto: *had peaked his annoyance level for the day at the relentless RINGING* *almost flings the door off it's hinges* WHA-- Oh...Yuushi? o.O
Oshitari: In the flesh. *shoves his hands into his pockets* I was bored. What're you doing?
Gakuto: *steps to the side to let his most favoritest person in the world in even though he'd never admit it and closes the door behind him* My mom was bitching at me to clean my room earlier.
Oshitari: *pauses in the middle of taking off his shoes* Well that's not exciting at all. You should probably ignore her.
Big Momma Mukahi: WHO IS IT GAKU?
Gakuto: *rolls his eyes* As if I could ignore THAT. *calls back* IT'S YUUSHI!
Big Momma Mukahi: OH! HELLO YUUSHI-CHAN!!!
Oshitari: *smiles super politely at Gakuto's mom* Hello, Mukahi-san. I was just seeing if Gakuto could come out and play. *pretends to be eight years old*
Gakuto: *rolls his eyes before seeing his mother come out* *Remembers that she loves Yuushi more then him and could quite possibly have a chance to get out of this* *gives his mother puppy eyes from behind Yuushi*
Big Momma Mukahi: Aww. I'm Sorry Yuushi-chan, not today. But you're more then welcome to stay while he cleans his room.
Gakuto: *DAMN* *Looks between his mom and Yuushi before grabbing his wrist and dragging him upstairs as fast as possible* Nothat'sokhecanjustcomeupwithmeandmakesureigetitdonekthxbai!!! *disappears into his room*
Oshitari: ... *is dragged upstairs!* *shakes free of Gakuto's grip and looks around the room, frowning* Hm. You know....your mom might actually have a point. Were you hanging out with a family of raging bulls or something?
Gakuto: *leans back against his door hoping against all HOPE that his sister didn't hear anything* What? No. Shut up.
Oshitari: *tries to step around the mess on the floor to reach the bed* *pauses* *shoves an entire pile of clothes off it onto the floor and plops down* How do you even let it GET like this?
Gakuto: *looks around his room* I started trying to clean and made...it...worse? *helpless shrug*
Oshitari: Obviously. *nudges a stack of books with his foot and then lies back on the bed, crossing his arms behind his head* Best get to it then, I guess.
Gakuto: *frowns* Oy! You're just making a BIGGER mess! *walks over and starts stacking books randomly* And you're helping me!
Oshitari: ...Excuse me?
Gakuto: *looks up from behind his bed* You heard me.
Oshitari: *rolls over onto his side to look down at Gakuto* What makes you think I'm helping?
Gakuto: You came here because you were bored right? *stands up and whacks Yuushi's foot half heartedly before walking over to the mess by his closet* Relieve your boredom and HELP.
Oshitari: I want to relieve my boredom by doing something INTERESTING. Unfortunately, picking up your dirty underwear doesn't fall under that category. *flops onto his back again*
Gakuto: *asfdsjaklf* I wasn't asking you to wash my BOXERS for me! *Stands helpless in the middle of his trashed room and throws his arms in the air* UGH! Never mind. Just lay there until you need to go home again because this won't be done for a WHILE...
Oshitari: *thinks that sounds like an excellent idea* Okay then. *reaches over and grabs a book from one of the random piles* *tries to look like he's REALLY interested in it*
Gakuto: *jaw almost drops at the fact that his helpless act didn't WORK* *pouts and disappears behind a pile of junk next to his closet muttering*
Oshitari: *is SO interested in this book* *which of course means that he's actually peering over the top of it trying to watch Gakuto*
Gakuto: *Is actually very frustrated that his course of action didn't work and is currently muttering obscenities to himself while tossing junk that he SHOULD be throwing away into a shoe box*
Oshitari: *glances down at the cover of his book for the first time* ...Why do you have a copy of Little Women?
Gakuto: *tosses a few things over his shoulder before answering* ...what?
Gakuto: Oh...I have no idea. Everything that's ever been lost in the world ends up in my room for some reason.
Oshitari: You probably have a million pairs of other people's mismatched socks, then. *pushes himself into a sitting position* I don't know where everything goes.
Gakuto: Yeah they're in here somewhere...*is halfway in his closet* That doesn't matter...so long as it looks better then it did...
Oshitari: *sighs* *climbs off the bed and moves over to Gakuto's desk* *stares at it for a minute* ... *straightens out a few pencils* Okay, I'm done.
Gakuto: O.O *turns around hoping to see some sort of miraculously clean and sparkly room only to see Yuushi smirking by his desk* Wha--...YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Oshitari: *points* I arranged your pens. *sits down in the chair at the desk* Now I'm straightening out your homework textbooks. *moves a book so that it's no longer at an angle and instead matches up with the edges of the desk*
Gakuto: *slumps his shoulders and sweatdrops* You're so VERY helpful... *turns back to venture deeper into his closet* *never noticed how DEEP his closet was*
Oshitari: *turns around when Gakuto doesn't say anything after a minute* *blinks at the seemingly empty room* ...Gakuto?
Gakuto: *crawls deeper into his closet and FINDS a pile of missing socks* O.O *can't tell if that eerie high pitched laughter is just his imagination or not* ...oh man...
Oshitari: *is seriously looking around with a WTF expression on his face because he has no idea where Gakuto is* Gakuto?? *gets up, wandering over to the center of the room* You'd better not be hiding under your bed or something - there's probably a creature from the black lagoon lurking around there and it's so not my fault if it eats you. *taps his foot impatiently*
Gakuto: *crawls in deeper and looks back behind him* *can hardly see the light from his room anymore* Uhm...
Gakuto: *hears the laughter echoing again and snaps his head back to the front* *really hopes that’s his sister on the other side of the wall*
Oshitari: ... *kneels down to look under the bed* Hm. *looks toward the closer* Gakuto... *smirks* Time to come out of the closet, Gakuto!
Gakuto: *feels like he's in the Muppet Babies episode of his WORST NIGHTMARES!* *can see a tiny figure running into the dark depths of his closet giggling to itself* *flails* O.O hfjdkhdsajk OH HELL NO!
Oshitari: *hears Gakuto's voice coming from the DEEP, DARK DEPTHS of the closet* *steps closer, putting a hand on the doorframe and leaning in* GAKUTO? What the hell are you doing in there?
Gakuto: *run!crawls the HELL out of his closet and back towards the light* *can here the giggling following him and crawls FASTER!* GoAwayGoAwayGoAwayGoAwayGoAway!!!!!!!
Oshitari: *hears rustling coming from behind all the clothes hanging in the closet and tries to push some of them aside to look and see what's happening* If you wanted to play hide and seek, you only had to ask, you know. I thought we'd grown out of those games but I'm willing to be wrong. *peers into the darkness*
Gakuto: *comes FLYING out of the closet, not even having enough time to brace himself for the impending impact* *slams into Yuushi like a damn defensive lineman*
Oshitari: *totally wasn't expecting and topples over backwards, glasses flying off his face* Ack- OW.
Gakuto: *is too freaked to even freak about being on top of Yuushi* *mutters something that sounded like an apology before piling starting to pile EVERYTHING he owns into his closet.*
Oshitari: *pushes himself up, giving Gakuto an odd look as he basically shoves his entire room into his closet* What...are you doing?
Gakuto: Help.
Gakuto: *doesn't bother organizing...is just shoving things in there to block ANY possible way whatever it was giggling at him from coming out*
Oshitari: *basically looks like this now: O.o* *absently pushes a stack of CDs towards Gakuto* Something wrong?
Gakuto: *slides in his cd rack, and dvd rack, and is almost tempted to push his desk and bed there too* *is more then likely NEVER going to sleep in this room again* Giggles...something giggled...
Oshitari: ... *raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms* Giggled. Really.
Gakuto: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!?!?! *is completely distressed*
Gakuto: *stuffs his closet so full of crap that he can't close the door properly* *pushed back up against it grunting and trying to get it closed*
Oshitari: *spots his glasses laying on the ground and snatches them up before Gakuto tries to toss them into the closet, too* So you have gremlins living in your closet now or something?
Gakuto: O.O
Gakuto: *pushes harder on his door*
Oshitari: Heh. *looks around the room* Well. At least it's clean now?
Gakuto: *has carpet burn on his heels from trying to push his closet door shut* *somehow manages and slides down his door exhausted* ...huh? *looks around at his shiny clean room* ...guess so. >.>
Oshitari: *pushes a spare sock under the bed* I helped.
Gakuto: *sweatdrop...again* Yeeeeeaaaahhhh.....whatever you say, Yuushi.
Oshitari: Don't forget I organized your pens and pencils, too. *climbs back onto the bed and picks up the book he'd left there before* I'm borrowing this.
Gakuto: Yeah yeah whatever! Let's just get away from this room and that closet! *starts pushing Yuushi towards the door*
Oshitari: *stumbles out the door and then abruptly catches himself and tries to make it look like he was GRACEFULLY stumbling* What are we doing now?
Gakuto: *there is no such thing and had it been any other occasion Gakuto would so be laughing* Anywhere that's not here. Let's just go...
Oshitari: *luckily for Oshitari, he's DISTRACTED, haha* Let's force your mom to bake us cookies.
Gakuto: Yeah yeah fine. Let's do that. *presses his back against his, trying to push him out*
Closet: *giggles*
Gakuto: O.O
Oshitari: *pauses, frowning a bit* Was that you?
Gakuto: MY CLOSET IS GIGGLING AND I WANT TO BE AS FAR AWAY FROM IT AS POSSIBLE!
Oshitari: *eyes widen* ...Right. Kitchen it is.
Gakuto: *falls on his butt now that Yuushi decides to move* *looks over at the closet*
Closet: *door shudder* *giggle*
Gakuto: O.O ... *books it*
Oshitari: *rolls eyes and follows at a much more calm pace down the stairs*
Gakuto: *is now paranoid*
Oshitari: *wants Big Mamma Mukahi cookies*
Gakuto: *just wants his momma ;____; *
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Gakuto needs to clean his room and Yuushi is EVER so helpful. >.> Rated NC-17 ... because its the Dirty Pair and its the only rating worthy of the two *__*
Gakuto: *is trudging down the stairs and towards the kitchen looking for any means of procrastination so he DOESN'T have to clean his room*
Oshitari: *randomly decided to go over to Gakuto's house because he was bored out of his mind and had done all his homework* *strolls up the front steps and casually rings the doorbell five times in a row*
Gakuto: *pokes his head out of the kitchen to raise an eyebrow at the door* *shrugs it off and wanders back in* SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR....
Big Momma Mukahi: *somewhere from he depths of his house* THEN ANSWER IT!
Gakuto: *grunts before rolling his eyes and walking back out to get the door* *is ready to be extremely bitchy to whoever is on the other side*
Oshitari: *rings the doorbell a couple more times, then pauses when Gakuto throws the door open* *grins lazily* Yo.
Gakuto: *had peaked his annoyance level for the day at the relentless RINGING* *almost flings the door off it's hinges* WHA-- Oh...Yuushi? o.O
Oshitari: In the flesh. *shoves his hands into his pockets* I was bored. What're you doing?
Gakuto: *steps to the side to let his most favoritest person in the world in even though he'd never admit it and closes the door behind him* My mom was bitching at me to clean my room earlier.
Oshitari: *pauses in the middle of taking off his shoes* Well that's not exciting at all. You should probably ignore her.
Big Momma Mukahi: WHO IS IT GAKU?
Gakuto: *rolls his eyes* As if I could ignore THAT. *calls back* IT'S YUUSHI!
Big Momma Mukahi: OH! HELLO YUUSHI-CHAN!!!
Oshitari: *smiles super politely at Gakuto's mom* Hello, Mukahi-san. I was just seeing if Gakuto could come out and play. *pretends to be eight years old*
Gakuto: *rolls his eyes before seeing his mother come out* *Remembers that she loves Yuushi more then him and could quite possibly have a chance to get out of this* *gives his mother puppy eyes from behind Yuushi*
Big Momma Mukahi: Aww. I'm Sorry Yuushi-chan, not today. But you're more then welcome to stay while he cleans his room.
Gakuto: *DAMN* *Looks between his mom and Yuushi before grabbing his wrist and dragging him upstairs as fast as possible* Nothat'sokhecanjustcomeupwithmeandmakesureigetitdonekthxbai!!! *disappears into his room*
Oshitari: ... *is dragged upstairs!* *shakes free of Gakuto's grip and looks around the room, frowning* Hm. You know....your mom might actually have a point. Were you hanging out with a family of raging bulls or something?
Gakuto: *leans back against his door hoping against all HOPE that his sister didn't hear anything* What? No. Shut up.
Oshitari: *tries to step around the mess on the floor to reach the bed* *pauses* *shoves an entire pile of clothes off it onto the floor and plops down* How do you even let it GET like this?
Gakuto: *looks around his room* I started trying to clean and made...it...worse? *helpless shrug*
Oshitari: Obviously. *nudges a stack of books with his foot and then lies back on the bed, crossing his arms behind his head* Best get to it then, I guess.
Gakuto: *frowns* Oy! You're just making a BIGGER mess! *walks over and starts stacking books randomly* And you're helping me!
Oshitari: ...Excuse me?
Gakuto: *looks up from behind his bed* You heard me.
Oshitari: *rolls over onto his side to look down at Gakuto* What makes you think I'm helping?
Gakuto: You came here because you were bored right? *stands up and whacks Yuushi's foot half heartedly before walking over to the mess by his closet* Relieve your boredom and HELP.
Oshitari: I want to relieve my boredom by doing something INTERESTING. Unfortunately, picking up your dirty underwear doesn't fall under that category. *flops onto his back again*
Gakuto: *asfdsjaklf* I wasn't asking you to wash my BOXERS for me! *Stands helpless in the middle of his trashed room and throws his arms in the air* UGH! Never mind. Just lay there until you need to go home again because this won't be done for a WHILE...
Oshitari: *thinks that sounds like an excellent idea* Okay then. *reaches over and grabs a book from one of the random piles* *tries to look like he's REALLY interested in it*
Gakuto: *jaw almost drops at the fact that his helpless act didn't WORK* *pouts and disappears behind a pile of junk next to his closet muttering*
Oshitari: *is SO interested in this book* *which of course means that he's actually peering over the top of it trying to watch Gakuto*
Gakuto: *Is actually very frustrated that his course of action didn't work and is currently muttering obscenities to himself while tossing junk that he SHOULD be throwing away into a shoe box*
Oshitari: *glances down at the cover of his book for the first time* ...Why do you have a copy of Little Women?
Gakuto: *tosses a few things over his shoulder before answering* ...what?
Gakuto: Oh...I have no idea. Everything that's ever been lost in the world ends up in my room for some reason.
Oshitari: You probably have a million pairs of other people's mismatched socks, then. *pushes himself into a sitting position* I don't know where everything goes.
Gakuto: Yeah they're in here somewhere...*is halfway in his closet* That doesn't matter...so long as it looks better then it did...
Oshitari: *sighs* *climbs off the bed and moves over to Gakuto's desk* *stares at it for a minute* ... *straightens out a few pencils* Okay, I'm done.
Gakuto: O.O *turns around hoping to see some sort of miraculously clean and sparkly room only to see Yuushi smirking by his desk* Wha--...YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Oshitari: *points* I arranged your pens. *sits down in the chair at the desk* Now I'm straightening out your homework textbooks. *moves a book so that it's no longer at an angle and instead matches up with the edges of the desk*
Gakuto: *slumps his shoulders and sweatdrops* You're so VERY helpful... *turns back to venture deeper into his closet* *never noticed how DEEP his closet was*
Oshitari: *turns around when Gakuto doesn't say anything after a minute* *blinks at the seemingly empty room* ...Gakuto?
Gakuto: *crawls deeper into his closet and FINDS a pile of missing socks* O.O *can't tell if that eerie high pitched laughter is just his imagination or not* ...oh man...
Oshitari: *is seriously looking around with a WTF expression on his face because he has no idea where Gakuto is* Gakuto?? *gets up, wandering over to the center of the room* You'd better not be hiding under your bed or something - there's probably a creature from the black lagoon lurking around there and it's so not my fault if it eats you. *taps his foot impatiently*
Gakuto: *crawls in deeper and looks back behind him* *can hardly see the light from his room anymore* Uhm...
Gakuto: *hears the laughter echoing again and snaps his head back to the front* *really hopes that’s his sister on the other side of the wall*
Oshitari: ... *kneels down to look under the bed* Hm. *looks toward the closer* Gakuto... *smirks* Time to come out of the closet, Gakuto!
Gakuto: *feels like he's in the Muppet Babies episode of his WORST NIGHTMARES!* *can see a tiny figure running into the dark depths of his closet giggling to itself* *flails* O.O hfjdkhdsajk OH HELL NO!
Oshitari: *hears Gakuto's voice coming from the DEEP, DARK DEPTHS of the closet* *steps closer, putting a hand on the doorframe and leaning in* GAKUTO? What the hell are you doing in there?
Gakuto: *run!crawls the HELL out of his closet and back towards the light* *can here the giggling following him and crawls FASTER!* GoAwayGoAwayGoAwayGoAwayGoAway!!!!!!!
Oshitari: *hears rustling coming from behind all the clothes hanging in the closet and tries to push some of them aside to look and see what's happening* If you wanted to play hide and seek, you only had to ask, you know. I thought we'd grown out of those games but I'm willing to be wrong. *peers into the darkness*
Gakuto: *comes FLYING out of the closet, not even having enough time to brace himself for the impending impact* *slams into Yuushi like a damn defensive lineman*
Oshitari: *totally wasn't expecting and topples over backwards, glasses flying off his face* Ack- OW.
Gakuto: *is too freaked to even freak about being on top of Yuushi* *mutters something that sounded like an apology before piling starting to pile EVERYTHING he owns into his closet.*
Oshitari: *pushes himself up, giving Gakuto an odd look as he basically shoves his entire room into his closet* What...are you doing?
Gakuto: Help.
Gakuto: *doesn't bother organizing...is just shoving things in there to block ANY possible way whatever it was giggling at him from coming out*
Oshitari: *basically looks like this now: O.o* *absently pushes a stack of CDs towards Gakuto* Something wrong?
Gakuto: *slides in his cd rack, and dvd rack, and is almost tempted to push his desk and bed there too* *is more then likely NEVER going to sleep in this room again* Giggles...something giggled...
Oshitari: ... *raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms* Giggled. Really.
Gakuto: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!?!?! *is completely distressed*
Gakuto: *stuffs his closet so full of crap that he can't close the door properly* *pushed back up against it grunting and trying to get it closed*
Oshitari: *spots his glasses laying on the ground and snatches them up before Gakuto tries to toss them into the closet, too* So you have gremlins living in your closet now or something?
Gakuto: O.O
Gakuto: *pushes harder on his door*
Oshitari: Heh. *looks around the room* Well. At least it's clean now?
Gakuto: *has carpet burn on his heels from trying to push his closet door shut* *somehow manages and slides down his door exhausted* ...huh? *looks around at his shiny clean room* ...guess so. >.>
Oshitari: *pushes a spare sock under the bed* I helped.
Gakuto: *sweatdrop...again* Yeeeeeaaaahhhh.....whatever you say, Yuushi.
Oshitari: Don't forget I organized your pens and pencils, too. *climbs back onto the bed and picks up the book he'd left there before* I'm borrowing this.
Gakuto: Yeah yeah whatever! Let's just get away from this room and that closet! *starts pushing Yuushi towards the door*
Oshitari: *stumbles out the door and then abruptly catches himself and tries to make it look like he was GRACEFULLY stumbling* What are we doing now?
Gakuto: *there is no such thing and had it been any other occasion Gakuto would so be laughing* Anywhere that's not here. Let's just go...
Oshitari: *luckily for Oshitari, he's DISTRACTED, haha* Let's force your mom to bake us cookies.
Gakuto: Yeah yeah fine. Let's do that. *presses his back against his, trying to push him out*
Closet: *giggles*
Gakuto: O.O
Oshitari: *pauses, frowning a bit* Was that you?
Gakuto: MY CLOSET IS GIGGLING AND I WANT TO BE AS FAR AWAY FROM IT AS POSSIBLE!
Oshitari: *eyes widen* ...Right. Kitchen it is.
Gakuto: *falls on his butt now that Yuushi decides to move* *looks over at the closet*
Closet: *door shudder* *giggle*
Gakuto: O.O ... *books it*
Oshitari: *rolls eyes and follows at a much more calm pace down the stairs*
Gakuto: *is now paranoid*
Oshitari: *wants Big Mamma Mukahi cookies*
Gakuto: *just wants his momma ;____; *
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