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[flippybitch]

U-um. Yuushi. I'm uh. I'm gonna have to uh. Cancel our date. I'm...uh. I'm a little busy trying not to fucking die.

Oh god, this isn't funny. This is not fucking funny at all. This is so far from funny...I don't...I don't even know where it's AT.

...oh jesus fucking christ I think I just heard a gun.

Comments

[nicotine_patch]

The fuck did you get dumped?

[flippybitch]

Er. Battle Royale.

[nicotine_patch]

What kinda place is that? Sounds super friendly.

[flippybitch]

A place where a bunch of middle school kids are told to kill each other until the last man standing.

Oh. And the collars on our necks can explode for various reasons.

[makewashirahen]

Gakuto, what are you talking about? Where are you?

[flippybitch]

I uh. I've...I've kinda found myself in uh...Battle Royale.

[makewashirahen]

I deeply hope this is not because of that video you posted.

[flippybitch]

...Bob has a twisted fucking sense of humor.

[bananas_an]

Nill?!!!

[flippybitch]

Apparently?

[gen_tle_man]

Where are you that could possibly be so dangerous?

[flippybitch]

Battle fucking Royale.

[gen_tle_man]

Battle fucking Royale?

...

...Please don't get killed.

[flippybitch]

Yeah I'm working on that.

[ernestlyloli]

Gaku-to?

don'tlikethisdon'tlike it don't LIKE!

[flippybitch]

Y-yeah.

It'll uh...it'll be alright. I mean. The fish wouldn't ACTUALLY let us die. I hope.

[ernestlyloli]

gakuto... Someone coming towards tree Nill is hiding in. Should tag them with dart from blowgun, like said?

Game scary. Want to stop.

Is game? Right?!

[flippybitch]

Yes. Definitely get them with the blowgun.

Yes. A game. All a game.