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Stewie when he's drunk at dinner
Stewie: So, Brian... I... No. What?
Brian: I didn't say anything.
Stewie: Oh I, I thought, I thought you interrupted me. Don't, Don't interrupt me!
Brian: Are you okay?
Stewie: I'm as okay as your face!
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Best scene from Stewie: The Untold Story
Brian: Are you alright?
Stewie: Never better! I got some pep pills from a trucker at the last stop! Keeps me awake!
Brian: You took pills?
Stewie: West Coast Turn Around. Trucker said to only take one, but I took all of them!
Brian: Well maybe you should slow down.
Stewie: Why?! We're making good time!
Brian: We're not even on the road.
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Life is shitty. There, I've said it. -
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"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'" -
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I'm doing the best I can.
Damn Natalie for selling a car, making $1000 because of it, and deeming it necessary to celebrate last night. We made it through three cases of Yuengling, a handle of Captain Morgan, and a bottle of wine. I was trying to be good by staying in and not going to Top Dog, but things got a little out of hand, and I ended up getting completely retarded.
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Conversation with my Co-worker
Meghan: I'm going to die.
Me: You're going to die? I had three hours of sleep last night!
Meghan: Yeah, but you know when you're drinking beer the night before and the next day things just happen with your body. And you have coffee in the morning and that doesn't help...
Me: ::hysterically laughing:: Things just happen...
