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yeah, your gonna read reviews of spiderman 2. cause you dont wanna waste 8.25 or something. i'll save you the time of sifting through boring reviews and sum it up with 1 word.
Nah, im lying my ass off. Spiderman 2 is one of the goddamned best movies i saw in a long time, if not ever. It had fucking everything. A damn good story, lots of webswinging, lots of asskicking, and a damn good Aunt May if i do say so. I do believe that SM2 was so damn good that boobies wouldnt've made it better. and boobies make everything better. Ever seen Showgirls? Exactly. Take away the T&A and it blows monkeys for nickels. If i would've seen a pair of boobs, i wouldve gone, and i quote, "titties! ....... hey ..... i think they ruined this movie with titties ...... well damn *slaps self* what the hell am i thinking, titties make everything better ..... but .... not .... spiderman." and i would've been distracted from the webswingings and asskickings and lack of titties. It was so freaking sweet, i ate my nachos before the movie so i wouldnt miss any of it cause i was pissed at myself for having to blink through the damn thing. If you were on the fence on spending 8.25 to see a movie that God himself blessed or to put gas in your car to get some booty, your gonna sit your ass down for the 2 hours and deal with the bitching later on with a smile on your face and spiders in your eyes or something.
Chris, i hope your happy with whatever you did for 2 hours cause you so totally missed out.
Nah, im lying my ass off. Spiderman 2 is one of the goddamned best movies i saw in a long time, if not ever. It had fucking everything. A damn good story, lots of webswinging, lots of asskicking, and a damn good Aunt May if i do say so. I do believe that SM2 was so damn good that boobies wouldnt've made it better. and boobies make everything better. Ever seen Showgirls? Exactly. Take away the T&A and it blows monkeys for nickels. If i would've seen a pair of boobs, i wouldve gone, and i quote, "titties! ....... hey ..... i think they ruined this movie with titties ...... well damn *slaps self* what the hell am i thinking, titties make everything better ..... but .... not .... spiderman." and i would've been distracted from the webswingings and asskickings and lack of titties. It was so freaking sweet, i ate my nachos before the movie so i wouldnt miss any of it cause i was pissed at myself for having to blink through the damn thing. If you were on the fence on spending 8.25 to see a movie that God himself blessed or to put gas in your car to get some booty, your gonna sit your ass down for the 2 hours and deal with the bitching later on with a smile on your face and spiders in your eyes or something.
Chris, i hope your happy with whatever you did for 2 hours cause you so totally missed out.