A Toronto Star feature!

[floacism]

Dear Stephanie.
I need you.
I'm sorry I stopped seeing my therapist.
You're all I have.

I miss you.

Stephanie-
Am I a whore?

Love,
Selfrespectless in S(T)oronto.

Comments

[hiatusteph]

Only if whore roughly translates to anal retentive.

(No, you're not a whore.)