Today I had an MRI. Why? Because it is an easy way to make 25 bucks. I got in the MRI machine deathly afraid that metal schrapnel had somehow found its way into my body while I was sitting in the waiting room. Fortuantly, I was okay. I performed a series of tests that consisted of pressing buttons. (The button box was made by my dad! YAY.) I did ( Read more... )

my hands are cold. my feets are cold. jamie is my favorite lay. Actually. My favorite lay is barbeque. Or salt and vineagar. Mm. I want some chippys. Jamie and I are writing a story now. I will publish it when we are done. We are taking turns writing a sentence. Before you know it we will have a paragraph and then maybe a page. yay! I have to say ( Read more... )

I am very in love with coheed and cambria's new song "blood red summer". It's so catchy. It makes me want to produce a music video for them, or i don't know, sleep with a band member. The second one being more realistic as I am an undercover slut. Sh, don't tell anyone. I mean listen to these lyrics, or rather READ these lyrics. "If the answer ( Read more... )

cookie dichotomy: then a bunch of people i never talk to are like, umm? and im like oh i just wanted to introduce you ot my other friends cause i thought you and my entire buddy list would get along famously ( Read more... )

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My friend Kate and I went to the mall tonight. She had clothing to return so we were just walking through the mall minding our own business when we ran into ghetto duo 1. "Heeey what's up? Do you ladies have the time?" No, no time. (Wicked skeevy) As we were leaving the mall ghetto duo 2 was walking towards us. The boys, and notice I am calling ( Read more... )

look i'm taking quizzes because my life is currently boring


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so bored so i am filling out a survey. also curious to whether putting whitening toothpaste on red zit will dye the acne white? hmmm.things to ponder ( Read more... )

Today I am updating my journal for the first time in a while. It took me forever...okay 21 minutes...to find my password and log on- re-read my previous enteries and discover that I am a loser. No just kidding. 23 minutes to find my password. Why is life so frustrating? I was watching Don Juan Demarco today and he said something that made me think/ ( Read more... )

Wow-- I've been really bad about leaving updates and posting what I have done at Brown so far...which is probably okay--because I think that everyone who reads this actually has my personal number, therefore---they can just call me if they are wondering what I am up to. Orientation so far has been tiring---yet fun--last night I saw Napolean ( Read more... )