Comments | floatonaflower: HIO 06 | accidental audio

floatonaflower

HIO 06 | accidental audio | EVENTED

Feb 20, 2012 01:51

[ FROM SOMEWHERE IN PARADISE, THERE COMES A FRUSTRATED SCREAM. ]

WHY IS THERE NO RICE IN THE HOUSE?!

[ .... don't panic, she's just evented. in the most comical fashion. wrathy and getting angry at all the things ever. it's like PMS to the extremes! ]

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[Action] ambitious_fire February 20 2012, 09:58:42 UTC

I'm sorry, you wanted some too?

[Said as Lampwick eats the last spoonful of rice, looking mildly guilty.]

[Action] floatonaflower February 20 2012, 10:03:30 UTC

.....

[ grabs her golf club. ]

I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

[Action] ambitious_fire February 20 2012, 10:06:46 UTC

It's not my fault you didn't say so sooner.

[Action] floatonaflower February 20 2012, 10:11:05 UTC

[ SHE IS SWINGING THAT GOLF CLUB AT YOU NOW. RUN, LITTLE CHARMANDER. RUN. ]

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[ Video ] adesiretochange February 20 2012, 10:04:08 UTC

SHUT THE HELL UP OVER THERE!

[Luke looks completely unamused as he glares down the pink-haired girl from his device.]

You think it's fun for us hearing you scream about some stupid rice?!?!

[Well. Nothing like getting infected with pride to make you feel like your old long-haired self again...]

[ Video ] floatonaflower February 20 2012, 10:05:53 UTC

[ OH SHE IS ANGRY. ]

LISTEN HERE, YOU. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF THIS THING DECIDES TO TURN ON WHILE I'M QUESTIONING THE EXISTENCE OF RICE IN THE HOUSEHOLD. YOU CAN JUST TURN THE STUPID THING OFF IF YOU'RE THAT BOTHERED BY IT, OKAY?

[ Video ] adesiretochange February 20 2012, 10:16:06 UTC

But it is your fault considering it's your stupid device in the device in the first place!

[BITCH PLZ.]

Besides, rice sucks anyway!

[ Video ] floatonaflower February 20 2012, 10:17:16 UTC

RICE IS ONLY A MAIN STAPLE IN BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. GOD, WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?!

AS FOR THE STUPID DEVICE, IT'S FINICKY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW, IDIOT.

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notintehkitchen February 21 2012, 03:20:09 UTC

You need rice?

[That badly?]

floatonaflower February 21 2012, 12:34:10 UTC

Of course I need rice! It's a staple!

notintehkitchen February 21 2012, 17:33:15 UTC

It may be, but it isn't a very tasty staple.

Hana-chan, why don't you come here and I'll give you some bacon to eat?

not_onyourside February 21 2012, 03:28:20 UTC

[A wild rice thief appears! A wild humble rice thief.

Don't mind him. He's just inching away with a bag of basamati under his arm.]

floatonaflower February 21 2012, 12:34:58 UTC

YOU! You're the thief!

[ POINTING A GOLF CLUB AT YOU NOW. ]

not_onyourside February 21 2012, 18:35:36 UTC

[Oh noes, he's been spotted. Instead of cloaking or running or any of the smart things he should do, he instead presses up against the wall clutching the rice to his chest.]

Yes I am. I am sorry, I couldn't -- help myself I -- [Wave of humility: ACTIVATE.] I am not good enough for zhis rice, I should be eating een zhe gutter wez zhe dogs.