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xmas party at floddermouse's house!!
bartjen
bartjen drank 3 aftershocks, 12 hot toddys, 12 kahluas, 15 poteens, 8 cognacs and 12 aligator bites.
bartjen was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
bartjen has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
jurgends
jurgends drank 3 aligator bites, 10 white russians, 15 bloody marys and 15 ciders.
Oh the powers of persusasion!
jenallah managed to convince a less than sober
jurgends that the milkman had run away with their dentures.
jurgends began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!
belgiansan
belgiansan drank 8 red wines, 7 everclears, 9 pulques, 3 sambuccas and 12 white wines.
jenallah
jenallah drank 11 kahluas, 8 sherrys and 13 bloody marys.
chipzz
chipzz drank 10 everclears, 8 whiskeys, 4 hot toddys, 2 vodkas and 6 bloody marys.
ellinoora
ellinoora drank 6 vodkas, 12 coffee liqueurs and 8 white russians.
yokootje
yokootje drank 7 lagers and 14 bloody marys.
floddermouse
floddermouse drank 9 sherrys and 7 sambuccas.
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night,
floddermouse?
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