Famous Cuomo Quotes

[flogging_marty]

"I wouldn't do her with your dick and him pushin'"

"She's prolly got gonasyphaherpalitus"

"I'd eat the peanut's outta her shit"

"I'm happier than a fag in jail"

"She's looser than a crack whore in harlem"

"It's like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway"

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Peace...

Comments

[are_you_inn]

word to that shit yo.

[anonymous]

wow those are really funny.. haha......... no seriously that kid has to be the dumbest piece of dog poop in the entire universe... pick better friends marty

[anonymous]

hi im homo
this is my house
i take it in the butt

[anonymous]

You forgot these classic Cuomo lines...

"Go gentle on my bum."
"Dad, none of the other boys' daddies kiss them on the weiner."
"Harder Tyrone!"
"The condom came off in my ass, Dad."
"I LOVE anal sex!"