That's it. I'm done. Tell me, world, why are guys such skanks? I mean, you think one thing about a person, and then you find out that your perception of said really cute innocent junior, is totally wrong and that he's a big dirty skank. Which makes him really hot, actually. But still, he might have skerpes. Which worries you. And the other really ( Read more... )

As most of you know, I can be aptly described as being an overly bitchy person. I whine, I complain, I'm generally a cespool of unhappiness and unnecessary sarcasm. But please, my fellow lj friends, do not place the entire blame upon my abnormal shoulders. I am, sadly, a victim of circumstance. I am what society has made of me. I am a byproduct of ( Read more... )

We're not sheep ( Read more... )

"A decade ago, I never thought I would be, a 17 on the verge of spontaneous combustion, woe is me ( Read more... )

So...basically what I've deduced from life and what little truths television can give me...For a black girl to date a white guy, this girl has to be light skinned, almost transluscent, mind you, have good hair (no destiny's child weaves) and be unbelievably thin. Basically, a white girl with a bigger ass. LOL ( Read more... )

You better be damn happy that I'm two shakes of lambs tail from being completely delerious. Otherwise, I'd be all up on yo Longhorn asses. Yeah, I said that. 512-475-7656 There's that stupid number that'll unlock my UT password. I'll do that tomorrow when the room's not spinning as fast ( Read more... )

DAMN YOU, DR. FABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAMMMMN YOOOOOOUUUU!!!!

*cries*

My father is a dick and my mother is a cunt. No wonder they got together ( Read more... )

I really should be doing something useful, like preparing for the ACT's/SAT's or writing an essay about how my life has changed for the better or you know, not failing Physics. That would be nice ( Read more... )

And everything is retarded, is what it should say. Stupid non-smoking hippies. High on peace and love, my ass ( Read more... )