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This one is for premkudva :D
* He/She is always bothered about the neighbour's issues and starts spreading it to the other houses too…(Panchadik)
* An amchigelo konkani guy goes with a Gal on his motorbike and happens to go past the temple square by mistake. When he reaches home he is grilled on who the girl is and what he was doing with her near a Temple.
* Temple is always the first priority and all other work is only done at the last minute.
* A lot of the family members are from one of the Canara Schools in Mangalore...
* All Theru's in Dakshina kannada (south canara) have to be attended as a rule.
* All sentences in konkani begin and end with "KASA VARSHIK RE!!!"
* A lot of other words like MaaDDE VOCCHUN MAR RE, etc etc have to be included in between a conversation.
* Bibbe upkari is a solid form of Amruth… you have attained Nirvana once it is consumed.. ur are a full amchigelo.
* Dali thoy is eaten with additional sound effects.('sur sur' licking the hand and fingers).
* You have to have a Sharada Calendar in your house... or else you will not know when the Kodial theru is!!!
* Your second cousins wife's sister's son is having a moonji..you have to make it even if it means changing three buses...you reach just in time for lunch, which means you have attended the program.
* All exercise books should be bought from School Book Company to show your loyalty to your caste..
* The more you eat the more healthy you will be ....food has to have its quota of excess Ghee. worrying about Cholesterol is unheard of.
* If an amchigelo has some work and if someone asks him " Khain vath re??" he comes back running. Legend says that one should not ask such a disastrous question before any work is going to get done.
* All servings are either less or more than 3 spoons.
* If one hasn't tasted the Bajo (bajji/ bonda) from that car street shop near Tajmahal and also Hingashtak Near School book ===== major problems to the power infinity.
* Panchadik (gossipping) during the waiting process before the 'thera jevana' (jathra festival food) is mandatory… and panchadik is panchadified about some person X who is no relation of the speaker, still, speaker gets tensed and has double the share of food.
* All children studying are first asked whether they study in KMC, KREC or MIT… other colleges don't exist.
* Every sunday atleast one person in the family has to go to Car Street Tajmahal. All the effort is to just have a cup of coffee.
* AMCHIGELE stop going to hotels in mangalore , more than 3/4 of the hotels will close down.
* Keerlu (tender bamboo shoots) is eaten slowly…every bite is tender so that one can taste every part of the piece. Come on its a seasonal delicacy!!! …eat with care. I would like others to bring in a few that I have missed I am sure you have a lot more to share. Come on Amchigeles !!! let the experience out in words.. Jai Venkatramana. ..
* He/She is always bothered about the neighbour's issues and starts spreading it to the other houses too…(Panchadik)
* An amchigelo konkani guy goes with a Gal on his motorbike and happens to go past the temple square by mistake. When he reaches home he is grilled on who the girl is and what he was doing with her near a Temple.
* Temple is always the first priority and all other work is only done at the last minute.
* A lot of the family members are from one of the Canara Schools in Mangalore...
* All Theru's in Dakshina kannada (south canara) have to be attended as a rule.
* All sentences in konkani begin and end with "KASA VARSHIK RE!!!"
* A lot of other words like MaaDDE VOCCHUN MAR RE, etc etc have to be included in between a conversation.
* Bibbe upkari is a solid form of Amruth… you have attained Nirvana once it is consumed.. ur are a full amchigelo.
* Dali thoy is eaten with additional sound effects.('sur sur' licking the hand and fingers).
* You have to have a Sharada Calendar in your house... or else you will not know when the Kodial theru is!!!
* Your second cousins wife's sister's son is having a moonji..you have to make it even if it means changing three buses...you reach just in time for lunch, which means you have attended the program.
* All exercise books should be bought from School Book Company to show your loyalty to your caste..
* The more you eat the more healthy you will be ....food has to have its quota of excess Ghee. worrying about Cholesterol is unheard of.
* If an amchigelo has some work and if someone asks him " Khain vath re??" he comes back running. Legend says that one should not ask such a disastrous question before any work is going to get done.
* All servings are either less or more than 3 spoons.
* If one hasn't tasted the Bajo (bajji/ bonda) from that car street shop near Tajmahal and also Hingashtak Near School book ===== major problems to the power infinity.
* Panchadik (gossipping) during the waiting process before the 'thera jevana' (jathra festival food) is mandatory… and panchadik is panchadified about some person X who is no relation of the speaker, still, speaker gets tensed and has double the share of food.
* All children studying are first asked whether they study in KMC, KREC or MIT… other colleges don't exist.
* Every sunday atleast one person in the family has to go to Car Street Tajmahal. All the effort is to just have a cup of coffee.
* AMCHIGELE stop going to hotels in mangalore , more than 3/4 of the hotels will close down.
* Keerlu (tender bamboo shoots) is eaten slowly…every bite is tender so that one can taste every part of the piece. Come on its a seasonal delicacy!!! …eat with care. I would like others to bring in a few that I have missed I am sure you have a lot more to share. Come on Amchigeles !!! let the experience out in words.. Jai Venkatramana. ..