♠ 009

[floor_inspector]

Great sainted jumping monkeys!

Wh-when did all these people get here?

Comments

[fucks_with_guns]

Jumping... what now?

[floor_inspector]

...Monkeys?

[fucks_with_guns]

Pretty funky phrasing, prettyboy.

Hey, have you seen a photographer around anywhere? Around six foot something, messy black hair? With some snot-nosed brat?

[floor_inspector]

...You think I'm pretty?

[big_whoop]

Hmm. I'd say, I dunno, 9, 10 Pacific Standard Time? It's hard to say.

Boy, I remember me without a beard. Can't say I miss those days.

[floor_inspector]

I think I'd look good with a b-wait, what? Oh, gee, my head hurts.

[big_whoop]

Trust me, beards are the wave of the future. It's important to cultivate a proper Mighty Pirate (tm) image to go with your Mighty Pirate (tm) reputation, after all.

Of course, this is all obviously a grog-induced intoxication hallucination, so I suppose there's not much of a point to giving advice to myself, but hey!

[floor_inspector]

But you don't seem ANYTHING like a Mighty Pirate! More like a flooring inspector...

[starfishwuvu]

STARFISH LOVE ME, LOVE ME.

[floor_inspector]

...

[iforgotmyyname]

.../touches

[floor_inspector]

...Yikes?