Well dizamn. I ran the Rock Bridge Revenge 10K trail race this morning at Rock Bridge State Park... that's 6.2 miles of muddy, hilly rugged trail-ness and while it was fun for awhile, it quickly developed into that whole "blood, sweat, and tears" sucky trifecta thing. About 5 and a half or so miles in, I tripped on this giant-ass rock and wound ( Read more... )

I STILL haven't found the fucking not butter lid. At least now I can feel talented instead of just moronic.

HOKAY WTF ( Read more... )

Dear Kelly ( Read more... )

This weekend was fucking amazing, for lack of a better term. I spent a lot of time with Amber in her log cabin-esque new house about 15-20 minutes outside of town, met her crazy Irish setter/golden retriever mix puppy, did a lot of trail running, and hit up the Lupus Chili Fest. Pretty adventurous for someone who doesn't "do" chili, but when I ( Read more... )

Random-ass. How typically "college" of me... it seems college kids in general overuse the word "random" like mad, and they also have a tendency to add the suffix "-ass" to just about every adjective ever. My point is: I am NO EXCEPTION! So, in keeping with my "OMG I'M IN COLLEGE WOOOOOOOOO!" standing, you get this descriptive gem: RANDOM-ASS. ( Read more... )

Shamelessly stolen from twistedgamine. ;)

Type in "*your name* needs" in quotation marks in Google and post the first ten (different) results:--KELLY NEEDS HER BROTHER BACKSTAGE ( Read more... )

Watched my baby run a marathon this weekend. He did well by anyone's standards but his own, and maybe those of the creepishly-fast Kenyans. The whole thing, start to finish, was so emotionally charged that on multiple occasions I felt as though I might burst.
[disclaimer: from here on this whole damn thing is riddled with cliches, so if you can ( Read more... )

My boyfriend can run faster than your boyfriend.

Too bad Emmy is probably the only one reading this, and her boyfriend can most likely row faster than mine can... ;)

I am the High and Holy Goddess of All Things Procrastinatory. I'm not entirely certain if that's a word, but back up off... I never claimed to be the Goddess of Words that May or May Not Exist!

Now if only my deity status enabled me to get any sleep the night before hardcore school stuff is due. Dizamn, baby, dizamn.