Damn Meat Puppets
Okay, haven't posted in a bit....went on a 10 state bender....meaning I got drunk in 10 different states...got back late last night...walked into the dining room (lights were off) and bang...walked straight into something....kinda confusing as I was sober....found a cat...stretched it up and shook it until it turned on the light for me....WTF?!?!?!?! There's this HUGE...and I mean HUGE table in the middle of the dining room....real wood, 8 chairs.......look in the kitchen...Stainless Steel Fridge, Stainless Stove, stainless fricking everything....Living room...new TV...now THAT'S kool....I start to think...did those A$$holes sell the house and leave me...then I spot the crappy sofa...hehe SH hates when I call it that...and realize the rodents....er I mean cats....were the same....so WTF? Did they win the lotto or something....I stumble off to bed. This morning at 6:15am SH goes tearing out on his bike in a hurry...since when is that putz up before 9am....this is really weird....Marty stumbles out and starts coffee...does a double take when she sees me and sez hi...I ask her what's up....they apparently did some kind of inequity loan (whatever the f&*k that is) and bought a bunch of stuff....kool...where's my new bed? Um...she says...no new bed for me....ok....how about my own computer with a paw keyboard....nope...okay do I at least get a bottle of Tequila???? Nope, money's spent....well thanks a LOT...fricking meat puppets....grab a cup of coffee and head back to bed.....get up and grab the cat and start typing....damn I think he's losing weight....his head was thumping the keyboard harder than usual with the same force....kitten must be working it off him...
So they borrowed an obscene amount of money...paid off some bills and bought a bunch of new furniture...most of which is ludicrous....but I like the TV and the grill (You could fit all 3 cats on it at ONE time and still have room for more....ahhh...the possiblities are endless...Plus you can light the thing without setting the cat on fire and holding it to a burner....this is much safer...although it does cut down on the amusement factor....
Better log off and look around and see what else they've done while I was gone.