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Dear Jon Stewart,

No. Seriously. Will you marry me?

Sincerely,
Me

PS Your writers and correspondents can come too. I know it's bigamy, but it's big of you too. Let's be big for a change.

PPS OMFG THANK FUCKING GOD PALIN ISNT VP. THANK FUCKING GOD.

Hey guys,

Here's my post-election comic. It's called Sad McCain is Sad


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I WILL NOT FALL TO THIS MEME THAT'S BEEN GOING AROUND!

It's like LJ Gonorrhea. Except for the seepage.

That comparison is actually less tasteless than the one I wrote initially. Hard to believe, I know.

Found this lultastic music video on the internets. Thought I'd share.
(How pimp is Henry Winkler? Answer: Very pimp.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpWGhCTw_l8 (embedding was disabled)

This is like, old news (already rescinded by Palin, too) but did you know: If you're not from a small town, and not voting McCain/Palin then you're not a real American ( Read more... )

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OMFG MY FUCKING STORY JUST WENT FREUDIAN!

Goddamnit. But there is no other way. >:(

Just watched House.

Perhaps the best ep yet, though cross-referencing it with three-plus other seasons makes that judgment a bit difficult.

Still. Definitely up there.

*Tiny Spoiler*

PS, what is with Wilson and throwing alcohol? Lulz.