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[ private ]
God, Shikamaru, why do you always do this? I actually--I actually could've used you this time, moron. And now I'm just stuck here with Forehead, and her hugs aren't the same as yours. Plus, she's totally useless with that whole calming presence thing you have going. Even though I'm not really sure if you were there all the time, but the presence was there. Or something.
I mean--
I mean.
I don't know if I can do this without you anymore.
Except I will, because I'm a kunoichi, and that's what kunoichi do. I guess this is why the City just left Forehead and me behind, because if it was just you and Naruto or something, it would be a disaster. I mean, you guys are totally useless without us.
It's just... going to be kind of hard, huh?
But it'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll see you again, sooner or later, right? You and Chouji... it'll be fine. Just make sure that you guys can go on without me while I'm stuck here, and I'll make sure I get back.
Promise.
[ end private ]
[ private to yuri ]
Hey. We need to talk.
[ end private ]
[ filtered from sakura | unhackable ]
Alright.
Can I get everyone's attention please? Actually, not everyone's attention, unless Forehead decided to switch teams on me, but just the cute guys' attentions. That should be good.
HEY, CUTE GUYS.
There we go. If that doesn't work, even my boobs might not help this.
Okay. Here's the lowdown: my bff forever, one Haruno Sakura, is sixteen and never had a boyfriend in her life. Well, she did, but she doesn't remember Anyway, for this reason and many others I won't get into right now, we've long established that she's well on her way to becoming a cat lady. And since I'm an amazing best friend, I've decided to intervene before things get too out of hand.
Unfortunately, like, we're pretty much the only people from our world here, so that kind of rules out all the guys from our village. But that's okay! I've noticed, in the year I've been here, that the City guys? Are way hot.
Long story short: please, for the love of god and cat ladies everywhere, date my best friend. Just one date. Or many dates would be awesome. She's very nice and all when she's not punching people in the face, and she's... very... smart? She loves reading and working and...
Oh, fine, here's the picture.
Wait, not that one.
There! See? She's not too tragic-looking, right? I mean, her forehead is the size of Fire Country and she's a bit flat-chested, but I hear pink hair is very exotic. And look! Her endless green eyes! They're nice, aren't they?
Just think, you could be staring into those endless green eyes over a nice, romantic dinner.
I'll be taking names here. Feel free to recommend your friends, too! We're not picky.
God, Shikamaru, why do you always do this? I actually--I actually could've used you this time, moron. And now I'm just stuck here with Forehead, and her hugs aren't the same as yours. Plus, she's totally useless with that whole calming presence thing you have going. Even though I'm not really sure if you were there all the time, but the presence was there. Or something.
I mean--
I mean.
I don't know if I can do this without you anymore.
Except I will, because I'm a kunoichi, and that's what kunoichi do. I guess this is why the City just left Forehead and me behind, because if it was just you and Naruto or something, it would be a disaster. I mean, you guys are totally useless without us.
It's just... going to be kind of hard, huh?
But it'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll see you again, sooner or later, right? You and Chouji... it'll be fine. Just make sure that you guys can go on without me while I'm stuck here, and I'll make sure I get back.
Promise.
[ end private ]
[ private to yuri ]
Hey. We need to talk.
[ end private ]
[ filtered from sakura | unhackable ]
Alright.
Can I get everyone's attention please? Actually, not everyone's attention, unless Forehead decided to switch teams on me, but just the cute guys' attentions. That should be good.
HEY, CUTE GUYS.
There we go. If that doesn't work, even my boobs might not help this.
Okay. Here's the lowdown: my bff forever, one Haruno Sakura, is sixteen and never had a boyfriend in her life. Well, she did, but she doesn't remember Anyway, for this reason and many others I won't get into right now, we've long established that she's well on her way to becoming a cat lady. And since I'm an amazing best friend, I've decided to intervene before things get too out of hand.
Unfortunately, like, we're pretty much the only people from our world here, so that kind of rules out all the guys from our village. But that's okay! I've noticed, in the year I've been here, that the City guys? Are way hot.
Long story short: please, for the love of god and cat ladies everywhere, date my best friend. Just one date. Or many dates would be awesome. She's very nice and all when she's not punching people in the face, and she's... very... smart? She loves reading and working and...
Oh, fine, here's the picture.
Wait, not that one.
There! See? She's not too tragic-looking, right? I mean, her forehead is the size of Fire Country and she's a bit flat-chested, but I hear pink hair is very exotic. And look! Her endless green eyes! They're nice, aren't they?
Just think, you could be staring into those endless green eyes over a nice, romantic dinner.
I'll be taking names here. Feel free to recommend your friends, too! We're not picky.