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Everybody talks about Social Justice Warriors, but a movement with no healers or nukers is not going to be much good at getting things done. Party balance is important, people!
Social Justice Alchemist: Volubly enthusiastic about some oddball scientific subject, when they’re not ranting about the social costs of the War On Drugs.
Social Justice Antipaladin: Those people who go so far into radical territory that they loop around and wind up sounding weirdly reactionary.
Social Justice Barbarian: They mean well, but their sense of “proportionate retribution” is would make the Olympian gods look reasonable, and they are damn scary when they’re angry. Best avoided unless you know their berserk buttons and triggers.
Social Justice Bard: Spend their time and energy creating works of art that advance their values. This can range from uplifting masterpieces to the clunkiest of issuefic.
Social Justice Cavalier: Posts a lot of rather literal call-outs (in the sense of ‘fight me, you problematic scum’) and animal pictures.
Social Justice Cleric: Spend their time uplifting and tending to their community instead of engaging in direct combat with the forces of bigotry.
Social Justice Druid: Always bringing up that environmental issues disproportionately impact marginalized communities and are not the exclusive territory of rich hippies.
Social Justice Fighter: Your basic Social Justice Warrior with better feat selection.
Social Justice Inquisitor: Masters of scary (and scarily well-researched) callouts. Do not share a movement or fandom with this person if you enjoy being a little problematic in your off hours, as they will find out, and they will judge you for it.
Social Justice Magus: Scrappy and intellectual, which can be an intimidating combination, but tend to burn out quickly. Write brilliant scathing essays and rebuttals when the spirit moves them, but much less impressive at long-term sustained projects.
Social Justice Monk: Asian-culture-enthusiast who spends a lot of time calling out weeaboos, possibly out of vicarious embarrassment.
Social Justice Oracle: Similar to a SJ Cleric, but more of a special snowflake. Probably involved in disability activism somehow.
Social Justice Paladin: Has a much better sense of “okay, is this really that objectionable?” than average, but tends to come down harder on things that really offend them.
Social Justice Ranger: Collects a few favored nemeses (issues or people) that they battle obsessively and without mercy. Probably the most likely to engage in “receipts”-collecting, as their tracking skills are top notch and they tend to hold grudges.
Social Justice Rogue: Probably a sock puppet.
Social Justice Sorcerer: Young, charismatic, more force of personality than sense or perspective. Even if they’re not drama-royalty by preference, this combination often makes things blow up around them.
Social Justice Witch: Feminists who post a lot of cat pictures.
Social Justice Wizard: Older than average for their milieu, with the benefits of life experience and often, more formal learning. Not immune to making asses of themselves online, but they tend not to have the stomach and stamina to really mix it up in the nastier flame wars and most SJ Wizards think of themselves as above such things anyway.
Social Justice Alchemist: Volubly enthusiastic about some oddball scientific subject, when they’re not ranting about the social costs of the War On Drugs.
Social Justice Antipaladin: Those people who go so far into radical territory that they loop around and wind up sounding weirdly reactionary.
Social Justice Barbarian: They mean well, but their sense of “proportionate retribution” is would make the Olympian gods look reasonable, and they are damn scary when they’re angry. Best avoided unless you know their berserk buttons and triggers.
Social Justice Bard: Spend their time and energy creating works of art that advance their values. This can range from uplifting masterpieces to the clunkiest of issuefic.
Social Justice Cavalier: Posts a lot of rather literal call-outs (in the sense of ‘fight me, you problematic scum’) and animal pictures.
Social Justice Cleric: Spend their time uplifting and tending to their community instead of engaging in direct combat with the forces of bigotry.
Social Justice Druid: Always bringing up that environmental issues disproportionately impact marginalized communities and are not the exclusive territory of rich hippies.
Social Justice Fighter: Your basic Social Justice Warrior with better feat selection.
Social Justice Inquisitor: Masters of scary (and scarily well-researched) callouts. Do not share a movement or fandom with this person if you enjoy being a little problematic in your off hours, as they will find out, and they will judge you for it.
Social Justice Magus: Scrappy and intellectual, which can be an intimidating combination, but tend to burn out quickly. Write brilliant scathing essays and rebuttals when the spirit moves them, but much less impressive at long-term sustained projects.
Social Justice Monk: Asian-culture-enthusiast who spends a lot of time calling out weeaboos, possibly out of vicarious embarrassment.
Social Justice Oracle: Similar to a SJ Cleric, but more of a special snowflake. Probably involved in disability activism somehow.
Social Justice Paladin: Has a much better sense of “okay, is this really that objectionable?” than average, but tends to come down harder on things that really offend them.
Social Justice Ranger: Collects a few favored nemeses (issues or people) that they battle obsessively and without mercy. Probably the most likely to engage in “receipts”-collecting, as their tracking skills are top notch and they tend to hold grudges.
Social Justice Rogue: Probably a sock puppet.
Social Justice Sorcerer: Young, charismatic, more force of personality than sense or perspective. Even if they’re not drama-royalty by preference, this combination often makes things blow up around them.
Social Justice Witch: Feminists who post a lot of cat pictures.
Social Justice Wizard: Older than average for their milieu, with the benefits of life experience and often, more formal learning. Not immune to making asses of themselves online, but they tend not to have the stomach and stamina to really mix it up in the nastier flame wars and most SJ Wizards think of themselves as above such things anyway.