Comments | floridaunified: Midnight Armadillo

floridaunified

Midnight Armadillo

Jun 09, 2005 12:25

Well, my neighbors dogs are officially fucking annoying. Last night from about midnight till 1:15 am, they barked NON-STOP. Keep in mind, these are large dogs that are kept in kennels convieniently located outside my bedroom window. Considering i have to get up at 6am, I was not amused ( Read more... )

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blairreviews June 9 2005, 17:38:54 UTC

This is officially my Livejournal Post of the Month, as I just know there is no way I'll see another post that can top this for the rest of June. Not even from Evan Starsmore. What a fanciful life you live.

Thanks. floridaunified June 9 2005, 21:45:52 UTC

Its not so fanciful. I just have moments that just... well, heck, I have had many strange unusual things happen in my life, and still do.

Short and packed with goodness sedrickstrong June 9 2005, 18:35:23 UTC

Just how a post should be. Bout fuckin time!

Re: Short and packed with goodness floridaunified June 9 2005, 21:55:06 UTC

My posts cant honestly compare to your drunken debauchery and shoplifting mexican tales.

After the tremendous response (2 people thus far) to my brief humorous story, I have decided that in future, instead of long winded pity party posts that honestly just depress myself and my readers, I will strive to keep my LJ topical and humorous.

Re: Short and packed with goodness sedrickstrong June 9 2005, 23:44:34 UTC

It's endless fun I tell ya...

skagrrl420 June 10 2005, 05:35:12 UTC

Piss everywhere? Dead armadillos? Thats got BLOCKBUSTER written all over it! By the way, please dont stop entertaining me with your amusing stories. Remember where I reside...

floridaunified June 10 2005, 15:45:09 UTC

Remember where YOU reside? Remember where I MOVED to.

I thought Melbourne/Palm Bay was the sticks when I moved there from Ft.Lauderdale. Melbourne/Palm Bay is downright metropolitan compared to where I am now.

Want proof? I have a fucking ROADKILL picture website. I have to drive 30 miles each way to go to a wal-mart. 12 miles to the closest grocery store, and thats half the size and twice the cost of a Publix.

Anyway, gotta end this, I have to chew some tobaccy.