Have had plans now for 2 weeks for a friend to come up from Melbourne. Put off other things, changed other plans, arranged to make sure I dont get called in this weekend, and at the time they are supposed to leave to come here, I get the call that they wont be up tonight, or likely this weekend at all ( Read more... )

This one took quite a while. Enjoy. I must admit, I am guilty of some of these, I wont say which few, but its not a bunch of them ( Read more... )

I have FINALLY found one good thing about living up here.

Mushrooms grow in cow fields.

That is all. See ya on the flip side kids... and the flip side is this weekend!

1: Having your cat vomit on your bed ( Read more... )

The pope, a Hasidic Jew mystic and Jesse Jackson are on an airplane at 35,000 feet. Suddenly, the engines start to fail. They go to the back of the plane to locate the parachutes. However, they only find a bunch of books about airline disasters. The plane then crashes. End of joke ( Read more... )

Fun bags ( Read more... )

Today for lunch, I grabbed a bite at the only place in town, and watched two cows fuck.

Really.

Thats all.

Well, I started my job two days ago. Pretty cool thus far, not too difficult, very little stress, quite a bit of responsibility. I have the power to shut off water to a community of 1500 rednecks! The take home vehicle they gave me is a 15 year old dodge truck with rust and peeling paint. Fine by me though, as I dont have to pay for a damn ( Read more... )

I am pissed. Bad bad weekend. I was supposed to get my car this weekend, go to an SCW show and enjoy myself. What happened is clusterfuck city. Bigtime ( Read more... )

I know I updated an hour ago. Just found out that Chris Candido has passed away. I had the pleasure of meeting him a couple of times, and I know he was close to alot of the guys down here in Florida. Shit, I dont know what to say.