I had to go for a mammogram after work today. I got home at five and Zachary complained about his sore toe. I told him to go and get his tits squeezed flat in a vice four times and see how his toe felt then. George came home and greeted me with "Hello, Flattie".

My new website, launched a month ago, has made a mention in the latest issue of the UK TV Times.

I am one seriously chuffed little chook.

Okay, so it was a one line 'web-link' at the very, very bottom of the Foyle's War article.

I don't care, I'm chuffed.

Go out, buy it. Or go out, sneak a look in the newsagents without buying it.

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I don't know where to look.

GWN - Hugh Jackman in The X-Men
ABC - Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice
WIN - Colin Firth in Bridget Jones' Diary

The zapper is getting a lot of use, I can tell you.

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Something wonderful about today.

I was making toast in the kitchen and I could hear my 55 year-old and my 14 year old males sitting giggling together over an ancient episode of The Beverley Hillbillies.

Beautiful.

For Jordan. Happy birthday, sweet-heart.

Hee! So true!

Um...maybe a health warning for the apoplectic.

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Last night I dreamt I'd grown a penis, but I woke up before I could have a wank. Got to hang on to it for a bit though in my slumber - felt good.

In the real world I finally got to see a 1989 tele-movie called The Benefactors with my lovely MK and the bonus of a scruffy-looking Alan Rickman. Very nice, thank you.