Things to do when masturbation has lost its fun:zalezaremNovember 24 2007, 02:29:48 UTC
Write more poetry, try a sonnet and a sestina. Do a spoken word song like Jim Morrison. Punch a hole through wet cardboard. Wear goggles for an entire day. Jog or walk a circuit every morning. Find a local band you idolize and try to open for them at a show. Look into 10 colleges' programs before 2008. Kick through a board. Walk on broken glass. Practice telekinesis at least twice a week. Do some tai chi. Build a diorama involving dinosaurs. Assassinate a cartoon character/Dictator. Write more lists!
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