went home for dinner last night. my dad asked me to help him price check on viagra. he was introduced to it by an inspector who handed him a single blue pill after their lunch date. he's like, "come to think of it, i still havent used it yet." how weird.

they exist outside of reality shows. i know cuz i sat next to some at the cafe. here are sound bites from their conversation, proving what fine-young gentlemen theyve become ( Read more... )

*Schedule exterminator. My foreign roommate caught a mouse and set it on flames.
*Chase after 2136/310/312 tenants. Still stresses me out after 13 years.
*Mail EDD claim forms. I hate telling people I'm "unemployed."
*Buy one-way ticket from Minneapolis - SF. Roadtrip of three 12-hr driving sessions.
*Pick up Allison from airport.

my mom cut my bangs too short. so i flipped my bangs the other way to make it appear longer. after applying the magic curling wand, my hair looks nice. if i dont curl it, i look like a country singer with a mullet ( Read more... )

7days ago i was packing for LA ( Read more... )

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hi everyone! i'm on lj again!