April fools

[flowercensored]

The prank calling is getting old, dear citizens.  Perhaps you should...Ah, consider some other form of entertainment?

Comments

[the_5th_doll]

I am not a prank caller. I am trying to get in touch with the great detective Kunkun. Please put him on

[flowercensored]

I must apologize, cheri. I have never heard of this...Kunkun.

[the_5th_doll]

I must have dialed the wrong number then...

That accent, are you French?

[servemypenance]

Ah, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to... I was just trying to get a hold of a neighbor of mine you see... Odd. But perhaps you should stop answering the phone if you're getting so many calls?

[flowercensored]

It is understandable in your case, cheri, and I would if it would help. However, the answering machine picks up everything and...it is becoming quite the nuisance.

[servemypenance]

Oh dear... A change of number then?

[flowercensored]

That is not possible in Mayfield. At least, I do not think it is.

[theangelknows]

Then perhaps you should step away from the speaker. Is anyone in the costume room available?

[flowercensored]

Costume room?

[theangelknows]

Where else would I be asking about repairs? The dancers' costumes are nightmares, I need them fixed if anyone wants them in the opera.

[flowercensored]

Mayfield has an opera?

[theguided]

Hello? Hello? Who is this? And what is this? I have no time for jokes myself, the Tourelles is waiting-!

[Jeanne d'Arc asks HOW DOES PHONE]