Voicemail

[flowering_mind]

"Hi! Ino speaking. I'm out at the moment so if you'd just leave a message that'd be great and I'll get back to you soon!"

"Hi, there! You've got Iris on the line, except you really don't. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you. Unless you're bori-Rosa, shut up, I'm totally allowed to say that on my own 'I'm-not-here' message!"

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Phone madness!

[not_a_parakeet]

"...So, here's the thing. I've been thinking about that whole thing, with the wings? And I'm sorry that I didn't let you know about it sooner. Like, before I grabbed you and took off, you know? So, here, a little late, and it isn't like you don't know or anything, but consider this my confession: I'm not normal. Now I just have to get up the guts to tell everyone else, right?"

Really, Warren should just pay for a billboard.

Re: Phone madness!

[flowering_mind]

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