Republicans are Balding and Impotent...
I went to Meijer today to grab up some cat litter, and when I came out, my car looked like this:
Answer me this... what is so bad about the "Peace Through Music" sticker? Is that REALLY offending anyone??? Music is a totally acceptable, non-violent way to promote peace and well being... but you silly little Republicans wouldnt know anything about that now would you?
And what about the "Send our kids to college, not Iraq" one? Obviously this whole "war" thing isnt working in our favor. In fact, what are Bush's popularity ratings right now... like 10%??? I bet that if you walked into a room and said "I am a Bush fan!", I'm 90% sure that 90% of the people in the room would kick your ass. Id be one of them, fat boy!
And what about my "Mini-Vans are tangible evidence of evil?" Whats that you wrote over it? RADLIBS? WHAT THE FUCK IS A RADLIB ASSHOLE??? DID YOU MEAN "RADICAL" BY CHANCE? I DONT THINK ANYTHING IS MORE RADICAL THAT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY CAR YOU REDNECKED SIXTH GRADE DROP OUT. LEARN TO SPELL!
Seriously... Im going to push the update button on this thing and then go to the nearest liberal website and donate $100. For every act of violence my car recieves after today, I will donate another $50. You can thank yourself for this moron, now I actually have a reason to hate you bastards. Why dont you give up your 8MPG H1 and go spend some time in Iraq. Im sure your views will change once you step into the real world!
Answer me this... what is so bad about the "Peace Through Music" sticker? Is that REALLY offending anyone??? Music is a totally acceptable, non-violent way to promote peace and well being... but you silly little Republicans wouldnt know anything about that now would you?
And what about the "Send our kids to college, not Iraq" one? Obviously this whole "war" thing isnt working in our favor. In fact, what are Bush's popularity ratings right now... like 10%??? I bet that if you walked into a room and said "I am a Bush fan!", I'm 90% sure that 90% of the people in the room would kick your ass. Id be one of them, fat boy!
And what about my "Mini-Vans are tangible evidence of evil?" Whats that you wrote over it? RADLIBS? WHAT THE FUCK IS A RADLIB ASSHOLE??? DID YOU MEAN "RADICAL" BY CHANCE? I DONT THINK ANYTHING IS MORE RADICAL THAT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY CAR YOU REDNECKED SIXTH GRADE DROP OUT. LEARN TO SPELL!
Seriously... Im going to push the update button on this thing and then go to the nearest liberal website and donate $100. For every act of violence my car recieves after today, I will donate another $50. You can thank yourself for this moron, now I actually have a reason to hate you bastards. Why dont you give up your 8MPG H1 and go spend some time in Iraq. Im sure your views will change once you step into the real world!