because i'm the funniest person ever and randal is too stupid to post this

[flowrsandrobots]

chast of characters:
EmoRandal = randy
PineappleNecktie = me
Auto Response Away Messages as themselves
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EmoRandal: you are so hott
Auto response from PineappleNecktie:
Q: if your name is jess should you IM me?
A: mos def.

...i'm thinking it's a sign

Comments

[beanerjohn]

PineappleNecktie: i'm gonna potato ram you so hard that two guys in china will finally accept jesus christ as their personal savior

Fucking classic. :)

Re:

[flowrsandrobots]

thank you sir.
i thought so as well.

haha.

xoxo

[headlightatdawn]

Chafe is a funny word, especially in a sentence with underoos.