Pimp Of The Nation
(Kid Rock)
There's only two types of men,
pimps and johns.
There's only one type of bitch,
and that's a ho!
Pimp.
Hold my dick like a holster
all the girls want a Kid Rock coaster
and be able to boast they looked at the number one pimp
with the number one rap
what's up with that?
well im a cool cat.
with the rap
thats harder than a pimp slap
and because i do so much pimpin'
one day i'll prolly walk with a limp 'n'
drive a bog lincoln
wear an unbuttoned shirt
and be a fifty-five year old pervert
but for now, that's the occupation,
but one day watch ill be pimp of the naaatttiiiooonnn
(some black dude)
God damn howdy hooker this is my world god damn.
Time to go
where's my dough
it's startin' to snow.
All I want is the dollas
I been a pimp so long I knew Gandhi when he had an afro.
(Kid Rock)
Pimp of the nation I could be it as a matter of fact i foresee it. (x4)
Now i have hoes like horses in a stable
rich famous willing and able
first off
will be zha zha gibour
and yo' Tipper Gore will be my highest paid whore.
And for some fake plastic booty waxin'
fake titties LaToya Jackson
Rosanne bar would be the ultimate trip
whal on the beach harpoon her with my dick
And only one bitch would fuck with my cash
Robin Gibbons lick my ass.
(black dude)
I got all the hookers goddamnit
I got sensational chevy,
juicy lucy,
nasty nancy
and timmy toejam.
All of them ready willing and able to give the mack daddy all the dollas
and all the coochie coo till death do we part hahahahaha
(Kid Rock)
Pimp of the nation I could be it as a matter of fact i foresee it. (x4)
Pimp.
Hold my dick like a holster
all the girls want a Kid Rock coaster
and be able to boast they looked at the number one pimp
with the number one rap
A shot at life that's all i'm givin'
although pimp young hoes that's how i'm livin'
but for now, that's the occupation
but one day watch i'll be pimp of the naaaatttiiiiooonnn.
(black dude)
Hoes'R'Us
slick daddies in the house.
We got hoes and hoes and hoes,
prices so low,
we prctically givin' the coochi coo away.
(Techno Voice)
One nation under a pimp.
(Kid Rock)
Ahh yeah...bitch where's my money?
(Techno Voice)
One nation under a pimp.
(Kid Rock)
I'm Kid Rock, and i have all the hoes
(Techno Voice)
One nation under a pimp.
(Kid Rock)
Put 'em up, ah who's pimpin' out there?
(Techno Voice)
One nation under a pimp.
(Kid Rock)
I'm Kid Rock, and I'm Pimp, of the nation.