"Stay Away From My Vagina!"

[fluff_my_moose]

Yes, yours truly had that phrase shouted at them last night for the first time, though I fear it won't be the last

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[constant_commie]

Hold life in us? Yeah. Sounds good on paper. But I don't want some bitchy fetus kicking me in the bladder for nine fucking months. Life my ass. PMS includes nasusea, headaches, repulsion to certain smells, bloating, cramps, weakened immune system (this may only be me), werid food cravings (chocolate covered shrimp anyone?), mood swings, body odor, hot/cold flashes and hatred towards anything with a penis. And whenever I complain of such things, my mother just tells me pregnency is worse.

[fluff_my_moose]

Alright fine, you win. Having a vagina is horrible. I'm still sincerely sorry and I've learned to never discuss the topic in the future (except to agree that men are assholes).

i agree catherine

[dancingsugar]

i had a conversation with my dad over vacation when we were hiking and i was almost throwing up from pms. it involved me explaining to my father what a cramp felt like. try one of your organs squeezing alot! and holding life inside of you! it has to come out! thats gonna hurt like a bitch! frankly i dont understand why mothers love and keep their children after childbirth! yes it hurts that much i imagine! and the kids can make you sicken while their inside of you! being a chick sucks beyond beleif! not to mention that every guy want to do this to you! (meaning they want to fuck you) be grateful you will never know

[leelee10nis]

First off, not all men are assholes, as of this moment you have never come across as one. And second the way you put the situation was kinda cute...i know i said cute and you're a guy, but it was, like it had thought behind it...as for you...i sympathize for external genitalia...look where it got jon in world history..haha

:-P

[shattereddeamon]

Don't worry, we can always fix the fact that you don't feel out pain....