Saturday was a cool day. Ian picked me up at 5:30 to go to Ams' party. We stopped at Value Village to get a card and then went to the A&P to talk to Pat. However, Pat was in a bad mood as 5 minutes before we got there some guy called him an asshole and then Pat told the guy he was the asshole and the guy told his manager. Anyway, as Pat was telling ( Read more... )

Medwid. Squid. We owe him so much. Undoubtedly entertaining, undoubtedy original, doubtedly sane. Medwid and I's English careers have been intimately intertwined. Our journey began in Ms. Fine's class where were isolated in the back corner of the room accompanied by one of Medwid's favorite people, Courtney. We frequently worked together on group ( Read more... )

Wohoo, I'm boning Viggo and I can (accidently) walk in on Johnny in the shower.

I just planned on hanging out today and hopefully starting High Fidelity. Then to my great surprise (and I daresay pleasure) I received a call from Medwid via his cellular phone. He wanted his English intro so he could hand in his portfolio today. I obliged and wrote a page long, and fabulously devised, ode to Medwid in about fifteen minutes. He ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) ( Read more... )

Today started off fine. Slept late, read, mindlessly surfed the internet. I was supposed to cut the grass, but since it rained assumed that the task would wait until tomorrow. My dad, however, concluded that by late afternoon the grass had dried enough to be cut and said unless I completed the aforementioned task he would beat me with a shovel of ( Read more... )

First period I got Dougals to pose for a picture with me wearing a Rostafarian hat and looking stoned. The next four periods were pretty blah until me, Catherine, Courtney, Ams, and Dan decided to leave after 6th period. We went to the bank where we considered stealing lollipops and then proceeded to the A&P where we purchased root beer, fires, and ( Read more... )

Last study hall ever this morning, I'll miss it a lot. We laughed, we loved, we made fun of Jane's Addiction, we made fun of Van Alstyne's affinity for hair gel, we were threatened to stand up for the pledge, we had an intervention as a result of butter addiction, we were assailed with the putrid smell of the bacon egg and cheese, we ate numerous ( Read more... )

My mom was supposed to pick me up to got to the doctor after 8th period. However, it appears the skill needed to tell time eludes her as she showed up at the beginning of eighth. I was looking forward to hanging out for a period and I needed to talk to Medwid and Naomi about our portfolio introductions. If something interesting (such as Medwid ( Read more... )